Get out of town quickly!
What would you do if you went on vacation and when you came back your house was gone?
What would you do if you went on vacation and when you came back your house was gone?

look for another one 


Most of the contractors I know wouldn't say anything about it, so I would never know, But if I was the original owner, I would know. If he was honest I would have to say that we would all go out for an expensive dinner, and celebrate.
The Hoff? First I would get close to see if I could smell booze. Then I would nudge him with my foot, like a kicking motion, to wake him. If he moves I would ask for an autograph. If he doesn't move I would call the cops! 







(...no...no I do NOT believe in Santa...)


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