Stupid answers to Stupid Questions

[Heartofthedark]

Erm... they dissapear forever! !!!

What would happen if we put your boss in my alley?

[EscapeGirl]

Hopefully he'd disappear forever!!

Why do people say the moon is made of cheese?

[Heartofthedark]

Because they dont want a moon made of solidified rock and lava!

Why am i hungry... (infact im going to go get something to eat)

[EscapeGirl]

()

Because you haven't eaten in awhile.

What will Heart eat?

[Heartofthedark]

Goatmeal Crisp! the cereal! (amazing isnt it )

Why is it so late!

[EscapeGirl]

Cuz time just refuses to stop - no matter how much I beg it to!

Why can't I get paid for not working?

[Evita]

Because you didn't ask!

Why did the milk go bad?

[EscapeGirl]

Because the cow was bad.

Why can't it rain hard for days and days?

[Evita]

Because the clouds get tired

Where does the grass go in winter?

[EscapeGirl]

To a sunshiny place.

Why is carpet soft?

[Evita]

So the bugs are comfortable


Why does fire hurt?

[junglegwen]

so we don't ingest it and cause ourselves heartburn.

Where does the Easter Bunny live?

[EscapeGirl]

In Easterland

Why do cell phone batteries get used up so easily?

[Evita]

Because our head absorbs the juice

Where can I find a pickle?

[Lilliputt]

Over there *points*

Do you need mustard for a pickle?