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At the age of 85, clothes are really becoming a problem 
Why is there a zipper that always gets stuck?
Why is there a zipper that always gets stuck?
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LOL because they put a lock on it.
Are we done asking silly questions now?Comment
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The same reason the zipper on my lunchbox doesn't work right.
EDIT: Ah, you beat me! Ok, I'd say maybe not to your question...
Where is my pizza?sigpicComment
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On that side of this thread *points*
Would you share a slice of pizza?Comment
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Nope going to eat it all myself
Can you please pass a napkin?Comment
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Sure, I just need to blow my nose first then you can have.
Here you go, hey how is the pizza?Comment
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Ummmm have not taken a bite
*points* eeeeewwww what is that green stuff?Comment
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.... it is almost oregano 
How much mozzarella is needed on a pizza?Comment
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mozzarella is that green stuff
does i eat garlic?If you want to rebel against your parents, outlive them, outearn them, and know more than they do. -Henry Rollins
If anybody has the ole Xbox Live, be sure to add me: ArchaicBreadComment
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changed my mind having a sandwich
Would you like my pizza?
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No, thnk you, its green
what colour is a pig?Hav luv 4 all ya'll shansters!!! Muah
Commandments to survive as a darren shan character
10: avoid being alone with demons
9: avoid being a minor character
8: don't be afraid to sacrifice others
7: don't make deals with demons
6: Be depressed lots
5: don't feel emotions
4: don't break down
3: be powerful
2: don't get into deadly fights
1: intelligence is key [/SIZE]Comment
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What's a pig?
How many stars are out there?Happy endings are just unfinished stories...
PandaMan
Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread
...and Rannei" 
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On cloudless nights, all of them.
What flavor is that taco?Comment
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It's taco-ish!
Why's sun yellow?Going on a trip around the universe on a convertible
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It matches the blue sky....
Why do some have earrings?Comment
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