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  • bone2stone

    #61
    wrote a bit long......

    move his house to the ocean. suddenly, before he did anything at all though, he began sprouting arms at his sid, and his legs began to from a tail that was like a fan. and his skin began to turn into a hard shell. he couldn't breathe all of a sudden and had an URGE to jump into the water. which then he realized he was a......................

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    • marcoo
      West Dude!!
      • Mar 2006
      • 50

      #62
      continue

      he realized he was a strilopoghictisticfriend (dont ask) and he neded some serious medical attention but he couldn't walk so he felt desesperate and jumped into the water and in the water he saw the biggest whale coming after him the whale opened his mouth and.......
      mC is in da house!!!

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      • rosiemay05
        Veteran
        • Sep 2005
        • 847

        #63
        said "HEY!!! Who the hell are you and what are you doing on my turf buddy??!!!
        the strilopoghictisticfriend replied...
        Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol

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        • bone2stone

          #64
          i do not speak whale! sorry *words were said in whale* he quickly consults FINDING NEMO, watching dory speak whale. after 2 hrs, he tried it out...asking for.................

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          • marcoo
            West Dude!!
            • Mar 2006
            • 50

            #65
            Where The Hell Is The Restroom?!....
            mC is in da house!!!

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            • OneBun
              Ouch! A Spike!
              • Jan 2006
              • 7247

              #66
              ...because he had been out of the water for too long now so he thought the bathroom might provide...
              Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone???
              Looney GHer!

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              • Chris-ov-Donny
                Senior User
                • Apr 2006
                • 339

                #67
                a fresh new toilet he could play in . he was walking towards the restroom when....
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                • dermik
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 434

                  #68
                  his grandmother kiked his face

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                  • Chrissy1993
                    Senior User
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 347

                    #69
                    because she got turned evil by.......

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                    • dermik
                      Veteran
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 434

                      #70
                      THE TOILET KING

                      on the next day he waked up in a dark cave.looks like he was unconscious .he saw a toilet paper trace,it leaded him to.........
                      Last edited by dermik; 04-07-2006, 16:09:50.

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                      • Chris-ov-Donny
                        Senior User
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 339

                        #71
                        the toilet kings lair, where he could see a familiar figure in the window, it was........
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                        • Chrissy1993
                          Senior User
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 347

                          #72
                          HIS GIRLFRIEND DORIS DAY!! But what was she doing there. he sneaked into the next room which was the kitchen. Grabbed a knife and walked up behind Doris Day. He stabbed her with the knife and soon she died but.............................

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                          • dermik
                            Veteran
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 434

                            #73
                            a slave of the toilet king saw him and runned to the king to tell it him

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                            • Chrissy1993
                              Senior User
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 347

                              #74
                              The king was horrified his new queen was dead but happy as well as he would claim her riches. As he walked into the room Big bad john was in he had got a shock. It was his own son that had killed his step-mother/girlfriend.........

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                              • bone2stone

                                #75
                                the toilet king began to cry out *pee*, the disgusting liquid leaking out everywhere. finally when the "son" flushed the king, the king gathered himself up. looked deep into his son's eyes. he thought to himself "funny, he looks a bit like a girl".......the two stood there for 1 min 2 min 3 min 4min.........

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