Neverending Story

[Mystic]

-he realised that whatever he dreamed became true in the future.
So he went as fast as he could to-

[MEGADOOMER]

avoid being a maniac blue person who eats people by...

[bone2stone]

covering them with ketchup. so he had to avoid burger king and all those places. but while on the road, his stomach was ROARING with hunger. reluctantly, he went inside mcdonalds. got a mcflurry. carefully avoiding all ketchup stuff. wat he didn't know was that all cusTomers got free ketchup today! HE REACHED INSIDE HIS BAG FOR A SPOON, which was really ketchup. and then.............................................. .........................



i'm so proud of meself. me use biggie words.....la la la la la

[MEGADOOMER]

he TRANSFORMED into the MANIAC BLUE PERSON and ate everyone THE END














but then ruining the credits...

[OneBun]

We ignore the last post because it is NEVERENDING (see post #1 MEGADOOMER)

covering them with ketchup. so he had to avoid burger king and all those places. but while on the road, his stomach was ROARING with hunger. reluctantly, he went inside mcdonalds. got a mcflurry. carefully avoiding all ketchup stuff. wat he didn't know was that all cusTomers got free ketchup today! HE REACHED INSIDE HIS BAG FOR A SPOON, which was really ketchup. and then...

accidentally....

[MEGADOOMER]

but then ruining the credits...
see read bottom of post

[bone2stone]

I"M CONFUSED

...so he accidently ruined the credits (ummm...a little compromise?)...but he was like wat the heck? wat credits? you mean school? wait...do i go to school? so he began his journey of going to all different kinds of colleges. just checking if he belonged to any one of them. he went down the states alphabetically. NO LUCK....so he went out of the U.S. and flew to .....

[OneBun]

(works for me)

...and went to the Capital (Washington D.C.) to see the President, as he had an urgent message, which was...

[Mystic]

that he had an out of body experience of being an alien who said he was about to come to earth and eat the presidents wife for desserts and he...

[MEGADOOMER]

decided to go to area 51 and find out more of aliens he went there and tried to get and then before he could get in

[dermik]

his grandma puted a shotgun on his head..

[MEGADOOMER]

luckily when he was 2 he realised his grandma was bigfoot so he killed her then she came back to life and got in a cool fight like strret fighter then area 51 imploded and

[OneBun]

...a giant spaceship rose out of the hole, undamaged and...

[MEGADOOMER]

abducted him and his grandma...

[bone2stone]

they were both knocked out. and when they woke up they could only see black. all black. the guy was already hyperventaliating (can never spell this word) and his grandma was mush. really mush...when the grandma was killed...and reborn....she turned to mush every 5 min. for about an hour. anyway, they were both wearing masks with eye holes. and suddenly the guy heard a chainsaw going on....he was like oh my god omg omg omg omg.
then heard his grandma screaming like h3ll ...not that he really cared. but wondered why she would be in pain if she was mush. so this went for like 20 min....finally the ALIEN with the chainsaw says.................


i'm trying to go with the movie HOSTILE like write about it.....but that would take too long.