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  • rosiemay05
    Veteran
    • Sep 2005
    • 847

    #31
    one day his eyes went green because he saw....
    Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol

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    • layd33 lush

      #32
      a huge pimple on his face. so he...

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      • OneBun
        Ouch! A Spike!
        • Jan 2006
        • 7247

        #33
        ...grabbed a pin out of the sewing basket and he...

        Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone???
        Looney GHer!

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        • bone2stone

          #34
          popped it....

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          • OneBun
            Ouch! A Spike!
            • Jan 2006
            • 7247

            #35
            That only made things worse. He knew with facial hair, weird eyes, and now a big red mark on his face, he could never win any contests with his looks alone. He would have to find another way. So he....
            Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone???
            Looney GHer!

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            • rosiemay05
              Veteran
              • Sep 2005
              • 847

              #36
              decided to go on Extreme Makeover!
              Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol

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              • OneBun
                Ouch! A Spike!
                • Jan 2006
                • 7247

                #37
                ...but there was one fear he had must overcome first...
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                Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone???
                Looney GHer!

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                • SANJ123199
                  Whacked-Out
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 29

                  #38
                  Mimes. Clowns as well, but mostly mimes. Damnable mimes. He tried to run from them but they.....

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                  • bone2stone

                    #39
                    ....started to rope him around the waist, pullin him back. so he decided, if you wanta beat them then you gotta.....

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                    • SANJ123199
                      Whacked-Out
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 29

                      #40
                      SET THEM ON FIRE! But he couldn't find a match. Suddenly a monkey appeared before him. He reached in the saddle on the horse he was riding and....

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                      • bone2stone

                        #41
                        ......found a CD, and a mp3 player. then his lips curved up to a smile. he began to.......

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                        • SANJ123199
                          Whacked-Out
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 29

                          #42
                          "get jiggy wit it" as the younguns say.....but it left him empty so he....

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                          • Jellybean
                            pitbull saviour
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 619

                            #43
                            ...bought a double quarter pounder with cheese super sized value meal to fill him up...
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                            • SANJ123199
                              Whacked-Out
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 29

                              #44
                              Unfortunately, the forgotten monkey snatched the would-be lunch from him and ate it amorously in front of him. Just when the monkey was pushing his limits with the hungry man, he.....

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                              • BONE2STONE

                                #45
                                Barfed Banana......

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