Alphabet Game

[Lilliputt]

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. Ed Gardner (Thank you both! I'm so happy I have heroes )

[OneBun]

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
-- Ronald Reagan

[EscapeGirl]

Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention. ~ Abraham Lincoln.

(If you are trying to make the most out of yourself, you don't have time to get in fights.)

[OneBun]

here's an intellegent one:

Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning? Let us analyze that sentence for a moment. If you're a stickler, you probably think the singular verb "is" should have been the plural "are," but if you read it closely, you'll see I'm using the intransitive plural subjunctive tense. So the word "is" are correct...In my sentences I go where no man has gone before...I am a boon to the English language.
--George W. Bush

[murph_3]

"Savvy?" famous quote from Pirates of the Caribbean!!! Captain Jack Sparrow!!!

[Lilliputt]

To be or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

William Shakespear (from Hamlet, a tradgedy where everybody dies in the end)

[OneBun]

Unfortunately, someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
- Evan Davis

I kill myself...sorry one of my faves!

[Lilliputt]

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of taste.

Cyril Connolly (Lol, OneBun, like your quotes! I must be a horribly vulgar person, I love garlic, LOL!! )

[murph_3]

where fore art thou romeo...i think thats how its all spelled!!!

[Lilliputt]

Xerox never comes up with anything original

Unknown

[OneBun]

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label. --Mark Twain (AKA Samuel Clemens)

[Lilliputt]

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Evan Esarb (...and I thought Mistery the Alien said this... )

Topic anyone?

[EscapeGirl]

There are too many posts to go back and read to find out, but what about famous poets? Has that been done?

[Lilliputt]

If we have, well, we just do it again...

Thanx for topic, EscapeGirl! Good one!

Alighieri, Dante

[Slimy Jim]

Burns, Robert (probably Scotland's most famous poet)