Chit Chat 6

[Yorick]

A currency best spent with friends.

[Kzin]

Hooray glad you smelled the cake at welping day. But to be honest what is time to a Fox?

[Yorick]

Sorry for the delay. I think all that hypnozoombabalyblahblahblahwhateveritwas caught up with me. I slept clear through three days! Nearly slept through my own yearly mark of becoming that much older day too, but I smelled cake.

[Kzin]

Maybe no one will ever knock but just use the catflap to sneak into the house. Hm, I better get a chip controlled catflap. soon or I will be overwhelmed by fleas.

[Yorick]

That's true. If this theoretical dog--or any other medium-small canine that just so happens to have small flea problems on his off days--were to stay in one general place, the fleas might not have a lot of policy options. I may not like fleas, but even they deserve not to be manhandled by unitary corporation fondoogling.


Then again... fleas don't get insurance, and neither do foxes, so speaking in strictly practical terms, we're still sitting outside of square-one's house and daring one another to knock on its door.

[Kzin]

Now I'm wondering how to issue a insurance policy to a flea. I guess the fleas would get a collective insurance, like all fleas on one dog must agree to sign up with the same insurance company. I smell trouble there.

[Yorick]

You're telling me! If I was the secretary of doctorial affairs, they'd be selling insurance to the fleas on my back.

[Kzin]

They sell them to cats and dogs. Why not to foxes? This is higly unfair.

[Yorick]

I try not to associate too much with doctors. Can't really afford it. They don't sell insurance to foxes, you know.

[Kzin]

I'm ready to feed you.... Do not get so tired that you try eating time. There is a huge chance you might end with the Doctor....Wait maybe you are him??? Now I'm foncused.

[Yorick]

I'm not sure if this is working. What kind of results am I supposed to be getting here? I'm really hungry, and tired. Too tired to eat. Too hungry to sleep. And I feel like I ought to take a bath. Is that normal?

[Kzin]

oR maybe it is hypnotherapy.....watch closely...hihi

[Yorick]

You know, I think I've been mesmerized by that daning Panda's dance for two days straight now. I mean, if you find yourself staring at a thing for like 48 hours, do you suppose that's mesmerization?

Or...

maybe it's just...

really...

good...

dancing

[Kzin]

I always suspected the horse to be that type of a spoilsport. But I bet that it has it's bad habits from the daning Panda.

[Yorick]

Hey, I know that horse! I had a loiter-off with it a few years back. I bet big time on that competition and I won too, but the horse galloped off into the sunset (I guess that's why it's red) without paying up! That horse owes me a nickel, four pennies and its best marble!