Jokes

[OneBun]

Try to escape!

http://www.priesty.net/escape.html

Godd one! lol

[fraggle]

A man goes to the zoo.

When he gets there, there was only a dog...

It was a shitzu.

[rosiemay05]

funny joke fraggle , short and to the point lol

Try to escape!

http://www.priesty.net/escape.html

i tried to kick the damn door down! lol, it is annoying sometimes, to find clues when the obvious thing is to break down the door lol

[Cyber Girl]

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said 50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing.

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"

[Chris-ov-Donny]

lol gud 1

[OneBun]

What to say...

...if ever pulled over.

[swineflesh]

you know your a red neck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it

[OneBun]

Just a bit patronizing:

[Jess]

Hehe

[Eternal Becky]

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why doesnt glue stick to its bottle?

Why do you still call it building when its already built?

Its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

If you arent supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?

[Jess]

Haha, good questions

[Mistery]

That's really funny

[Jess]

Anybody hate grocery shopping?

Here's is a way to make the wretched experience better:
Call the grocery store "The Happy Place of the Prancing Ponies"

[Jellybean]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed
that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to a man with
rugged
and masculine features. If she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends
to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple
and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

[Hollandgirl]

Well, I can't agree more with that study!! btw jellybean, i really like your avater, it's sooo cute !! you've got some really great pics lately!!