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I heard a few days ago an American complained to the Doctors that he was constantly hearing some kind of scratching/tapping sound in his ear. Turns out there were two spiders living in his ear!
Pain; is part of the puzzle
Blood; is the price of freedom
Death; it's not that easy...
a man with dreadlocks went into a hairdresser and sat down. he thought the hairdresser was poking his head with scissors. it turns out he has a nest of redback spiders in his hair. hel later died of spider bites. R.I.P
yes.. i agree... it sounds more like legends than facts...
It's absolutely true. He also also woke up in a bathtub with his kidneys missing after eating pop rocks and soda and buying a dog which turned out to be a hairy rat.
It's absolutely true. He also also woke up in a bathtub with his kidneys missing after eating pop rocks and soda and buying a dog which turned out to be a hairy rat.
...also there was a writting on the wall: ''Are you glad you didn't turn on the lights''
Happy endings are just unfinished stories...
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OK I have to share this. I hate that I live in a total redneck country hick state, but this is priceless. It's a clip from our state wide news paper called the Arkansas Democrat Gazzette. How dumb can you be?
Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis,
38, of Little Rock, were returning to Des Arc after a frog catching trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Pooles pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steerin g-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge. After Traveling Approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged, and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the pavement, and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might both be dead," stated Wallis " I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia (Poole's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck???
i heard that,it was a myth on the show mythbusters,they tryied it out and said it could have happend for real,because the bullet overheated for real and exploded
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