Stop eating junk food, thinking bad thoughts, and depriving yourself of sleep! Instead, play this game where you complete three arcade-style challenges simultaneously to keep our hapless hero healthy and happy. Good luck. 
(Oh, boy, this is the game I need. Of course, I'm not sure if it's natural to walk two miles to get a soft drink or not, either...

(Oh, boy, this is the game I need. Of course, I'm not sure if it's natural to walk two miles to get a soft drink or not, either...


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