Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Airport Edition

[OscarW]

Stan travels for work...a lot. Hours and hours of his life draft past him while he stands in security lines, eats airport fast food for twice the price. It only took one truly bad layover to push him over the edge. Take control of Stan and help him end it all in bizarre and hilarious ways before he has to surrender the last bit of control he has to another dismal business flight. In five minutes Stan has to be on that plane. Make sure he doesn’t make it.

http://games.adultswim.com/five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-airport-adventure-online-game.html

Please use spoilers for hints and walkthroughs:
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[MsInterpret]

I love these games
Letting off a little steam from work