Mike Shadow: I paid for it!

[OscarW]

Fight for what is yours and unleash your wrath! When THAT vending machine fooled Mike Shadow it was the begining of the Apocalypse! Hit the vending machine to be the strongest machine destroyer in the world! Collect money, upgrade your skills, use weapons, magic, cheerleaders and much more.

http://www.gamershood.com/16604/action/mike-shadow-i-paid-for-it

http://www.mochigames.com/game/mike-shadow-i-paid-for-it/

Please use spoilers for hints and walkthroughs:
[spoiler=Title Here]Enter text here...[/spoiler]

Please do not post a video walkthrough for 7 days.

[TANUKI]

I like the variety in attacks here but I just can't get the hang of it. I don't know what I'm aiming for. Although, I am stress free after giving that machine a sound beating.