Fat Wizard

[Timdogg]

Once there was a fat wizard, a dragon egg, and an epic quest to create the ultimate omelet. Take this magical fatso from 'once upon a time' to 'happily eaten after' by defending the egg from wave after wave of monsters determined to crack it open before it has aged to perfection. When the speckled shell succumbs to the onslaught, will you take your penchant for egg-binges to a whole new level? Find out in Fat Wizard.

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[Yvonne]

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Monster tips:
- Goblins (the little green guys), Piggys, Squidlings (the little pink octopuses), Eyeblobs (the little green circles), Durgons (the light blue dragons), Coodles (the little drops of water), Bombs and Healing Fairies go down pretty easy; most of them take one or two hits from a strong fireball.
-- If you're swamped with enemies and have a string of Squidlings coming at you, place an electric fence right at a spot where they're stopping and then you can leave them alone to die while you go kill other enemies.
-- Try and kill Eyeblobs as close to the premieter as possible because that means less monsters will walk through their goop and get more health.
-- Keep an eye on which direction each line of Durgons goes in, and if you're a bit swamped, block one with an electric fence while you shoot the other with fireballs. If you're really quick, you can put an electric fence right on top of their portal just as they come out.
- Snakes can be taken down with four full fireball hits, or two full fireball hits and a run through a reasonably strong electric fence.
- Spotties (the yellow snakes) are stronger and are also impervious to electricity, so it's best to freeze them and then shoot them with fireballs until they die.
- Fat Birds are pretty easy, they take a bit to kill but just keep them away from the egg by shooting them with fireballs and they'll fly away so you can deal with other enemies. They'll die eventually.
- Hobgoblins (the little orange guys) are 4x stronger than regular Goblins. Best chance is to freeze them and then shoot them with fireballs, or set up an electric fence so they have to walk through it lengthways.
- Water Spirits are easy; just set up an electric fence between them and the egg and they'll die the second they touch it.
- Shielders are super annoying, but taken care of similarly to Hobgoblins; set up an electric fence so they have to walk through it lengthways.
- Rhinos have really high attack power so it's important to deal with them really quickly. Freeze them and then shoot the crap out of them with fireballs.
- Coptlopples (the flying things that drop Coodles) are super annoying, but also don't do much damage with the Coodles. You can try and kill them all as soon as they pop out of their portal, but if you're swamped with enemies just leave them 'til last and take them down with fireballs. You may have to chase them around though.
- Hoppers (the jumping yellow heads) are also really annoying, but if you set up an electric fence on a spot right where they land, they'll sit in the electricity for a bit and will probably die before they get to hop again. If not, fireballs.
- Zombies are one of the most difficult enemies in the game because when you kill the green ones, they not only respawn into pink ones but they also walk faster. Best bet is to shoot down all the green ones so they all respawn into pink ones at the same time, then freeze them, put an electric fence up and shoot any that get through.
- Frost Devils are really destructive and kinda annoying because they walk all over the place and are also not slowed by freezing. Basically just shoot the crap out of them with fireballs, or put up an electric fence and hope they walk through it.
- Big Blobs take a lot of damage to die, but if you can set up an electric fence so that they have to walk through it lengthways, they will hopefully explode into Eyeblobs and then the Eyeblobs will die from the fence too. If some get through the fence, just shoot them.
- Crushers (the jumping rocks) are also really destructive. Best way to take them down is to freeze them as quickly as possible, then shoot the crap out of them. If they get near the egg, put up an electric fence right where they land, so when they sit down for a bit they have to sit in the electricity. Keep shooting them until they die.
- Chef Golems (the big orange guys with chef hats) are destructive and tough. Freeze them, shoot the crap out of them and get them to walk through an electric fence if you can. Basically just do whatever you can to kill them.
- Guzzards (the big round green dragons) are quick, but not quite that hard to take down. Freeze them so they move slowly, and shoot the crap out of them when they're on the ground. You can also shoot their bullets down before they hit the egg.
- Cyclops Babies are MEGA destructive, but it takes them a while to shoot their lasers. Freeze them so that it takes them ages to move/shoot, then shoot the crap out of them. Maybe even put an electric fence where they land.

Portals:
- Purple portals are NORMAL
- Blue portals spew out EXTRA MONSTERS
- Red portals spew out the normal amount of monsters, but SUPER FAST

General tips:
- If you're swamped with enemies, it is sometimes wise to cover one side of the egg with an electric fence and shoot/freeze everything else on the other side.
- Most of the monsters coming from portals can range in number, but in a normal portal you will usually only get two Fat Birds or Coptloples per portal (three if you're unlucky), and one Rhino or Crusher per portal (two if you're unlucky), and I've only ever seen two Guzzards per portal and one Baby Cyclops per portal.
- Get chests when you can, even if you have all the artifacts because they're worth points, but don't risk the egg for them. Same goes for food.
- Even if you don't need to heal the egg, always kill Healing Fairies because they earn you points.