Host Master and the Conquest of Humour

[Rima]

Host Master and the Conquest of Humour is another new point and click game by Klint Honeychurch. Tuxedo Tim has landed himself in another jimmy-jam! Can you find all 22 jokes he needs to entertain the audience at the Game Developers Choice Awards this Wednesday night? He'd do it himself, but he doesn't want to scuff his cummerbund! Good luck and have fun!

http://www.doublefine.com/games/host_master/

Please use spoilers to give hints:
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[brainisdead]

found 1 joke. and half a joke that i guess i need the rest of?
edit, now found 5.
have half of 1 other joke, mobile phone with no signal, scissors, a sheet and a remote control (used but doesn't seem useful).

wish i knew what the sheet was for or how to get a phone signal.

[crazyy11]

11 jokes, one half joke, used phone, remote control, scissors, and sheet. made the sink overflow (oops!), found "odd thing" (headless chicken???). cant figure out what to do with the artifact. any idea?

used the half joke with another half i found.. somehow i missed the one in the fridge. now i have 12 jokes and ive used everything except the artifact.

ahh i gave up with 12 and it said i got 12 out of 22. how????

[Purp]

I recognize the name Tim Schafer from Full Throttle and the Monkey Island series.

I'm stuck with 12 jokes. I cannot get to the other 10.

[brainisdead]

would you 2 like to swap where you found your various jokes?
I was only up to 5 and got well stuck. how did you flood the sink?

[New1000]

im clicking "Click to Start" and it aint working.

Any reason why?

Im Refreshing, saying Yes or No in the sound card thing but the game still doesnt work.
I think its broken

also by pressing N it still puts in sound just with lighter music

[brainisdead]

you can press yes or no and it'll STILL play music regardless ;-)
PM me when you get stuck or more than 5 jokes?

[New1000]

i know that. just wanna know why the "Click to Start" button aint working for me.

[brainisdead]

i've had no problems making it start in the 4 or 5 times i've played it so far.
gimme a sec to try something. nope, clicked and it started fine.
what browser & version u running? FF3 works ok.

got 9 and a half jokes, artifact,remote, scissors, matchbook, phone (no signal) & newspaper.

[nin_man]

Where are you finding the

phone?

[brainisdead]

look down ;-)

[nin_man]

Ok, got it now, thanks. Used it too, up to 11 jokes.

Also used the

ancient artifact

and got 10 more jokes, now up to 21.

[brainisdead]

used the phone? how? i can't get a signal

21 jokes? wow, your almost done then.
u gotta pm me some clues please?

[nin_man]

Don't need to make a call with it. Check the newspaper again.

Got the 22nd joke, got out and unlocked Moonwalk mode, which seems to consist of Tim moonwalking everywhere if you replay the game.

[brainisdead]

i know the

TXT

but u can't without a signal?
nvm. weird that, it works now but when i 1st tried it said no signal?
how was artifact used then?

ah cool. up to 20 jokes with half a joke on me currently.
i guess i need to make a list of what was found where.