Host Master and the Conquest of Humour

[Belondra]

i have plenty of half jokes on me, the scissors, cloth and key but i have no idea what to do with any of it
any help please

::edit:: used phone and now have matchbook

::Edit:: OUT!
what a funny game surprised he didn't have a 'fine leather jacket' thought

[sonobela]

where is this sink everyone is talking about? I have 4 or 5 jokes but only see a closet, appetizer table, table with magazines, the bar and the door out. Am I missing something?

[needhelp]

This game is way to much effort for me.... I keep losing my cursor and it's very annoying to have to click on what you want to do before you do it....

[Purp]

Belondra--have you

used some of the half jokes with each other (i.e.the newspaper and the post-it note and the two halves of the torn paper)? Also, somethings are right side up and upside down

[crazyy11]

how did you use the artifact?

[magsta]

anyone playin im so stuck

[OscarW]

Turn off lights and click flash.

[magsta]

sorry dont understand flash

guess ill come back to this one.

[OscarW]

Turn off the lights and the artifact which is a rubber chicken will flash in your inventory. Look at the chicken and its eye flashes, click the eye and a scroll will appear from its rear with the jokes.

[Uncle Rim]

Scoobysnax, you keep trying to post the very thing I am stuck on. To make a spoiler just write the word spoiler in square brackets, then the text, then /spoiler in square bracket. If all else fails, just post it and the mods will fix it later.

While I'm at it, nobody has said how to get the artifact.

Cut the tablecloth and use the cloth in the sink. Once the room floods, use the executive remote which will now allow access to a third room

[scoobysnax]

To find your last 10 jokes

push the right eye of the bear rug. He spits out the head of the chicken. Combine the head with the body, turn out the lights. Then click on the flashing eye of the chicken.

Thanks for your help Uncle Rim

[Uncle Rim]

Thanks for your help. I never noticed that.

[brainisdead]

no-one has said where the last half of the dracula joke is or where the 22nd joke is.
deffo writing a walkthru for this.

[OscarW]

If i remember well, it is behind the mirror. But i submitted a walkthrough so the mods will place it shortly.

[brainisdead]

that only leaves me with 21 jokes.
where is the last one?

use magazines to get key.
pick up newspaper to get half a joke
pick up bear rug for phone
push bear rug left eye for strange thing
open curtain
pick up sugary cereal
use cereal to get prize
use mini fridge to open it
get note in door for half a joke
get frozen box
push left bar stool for yellow piece of paper (sticky note)
use cigar box
look at cigar box to get scissors
look at cigar box to find keyhole
use key on cigar box to get matchbook
pull painting
get note from back of painting for half a joke, also reveals safe
look at matchbook for combination of safe 186891 (its upside down)
use safe and enter number for book and remote control
use scissors with table cloth to get shredded table cloth & note with half of joke
use remote (reveals bathroom)
use shredded cloth with sink
turn on sink (floods floor)
use remote (reveals odd thing/artifact)
use odd thing with strange thing to make rubber chicken
turn off light (rubber chicken glows)
look at rubber chicken and click eye to get scroll
use remote x2 to see bathroom
pull mirror
pick up shred of card for half a joke
use piece of ripped paper (from fridge) with torn paper (from back of painting) to get 1 joke.
use sticky note with newspaper to get 1 joke (also note to text JOKE to 032084)
use phone, click txt. In "to" field enter 032084, in "TXT" field type joke & click send. Click ok, click view to get 1 joke (click back to exit)
use box of popsicles
use popsicle with tim
look at popsicles stick to get 1 joke
use scissors with prize
open prize
look at prize to get 1 joke
use scrap of index card with shred of index card to get 1 joke
look at bathroom reader to get 5 jokes
open scroll
look at scroll to get 10 jokes.

leaves me with scissors, the remote and the matchbook.
whats the drawing on the matchbook for?