I think the Minoto folks speak perfect English which makes them masters of really weird Engrish 
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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"
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What do you get with a sponge in aAnd I can't imagine the taste!Old Age and Treachery Will Always Overcome Youth and Exuberance
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