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[Slimy Jim]

Use the pieces of paper with the phone. Also, throw the hacky sack at the vase. I need help with the music bit.

[Sarah1210]

have you put the Cd in the sound system yet? it will play the notes to you then i think you have then got to find a way of playing them on the piano! i havent managed yet. but thats what i think you have to do!

[sweetmost]

getting around

stuck in the green house right now... the most frustrating part of this game is just trying to move around. the controls don't always do what you want them to do!

[Ree]

I saved my game earlier how do i get to play from where i saved?... i dnt want to start over... help!!??

[stellakebab]

Help Required

I've done the red and green houses and have just bought the axe from Ted, but am stuck at the purple house, the gate keeps electrocuting me - anyone got any ideas on how to get in?

[sim1987]

how do you get out of the green house? I'm stuck by the door

[nemesis]

someone please put a walkthrough

[duckncvr]

I can't do jack ****!! holy cow.. this game is cracking me up, though.. love how when you try to rob ted, ted's just like "dude, we already went over this.."

anyway.. i have a hook and rope and cannot do anything?! ***!>?

[Bender]

I can't do jack ****!! holy cow.. this game is cracking me up, though.. love how when you try to rob ted, ted's just like "dude, we already went over this.."

anyway.. i have a hook and rope and cannot do anything?! ***!>?

Go to the house with the pool and click on the pool to go to another scene. the use the hook and rope on the verandah. also if you are stuck with the piano puzzle. when you can see the picture. repeatedly click tab until it shows something behind the picture and click enter.

walkthrough by the author, dont give me credit because i didn't write it:
WALKTHROUGH

Intro:
Room1:Use device, press button till Freeze.
Use Fridge to get key, leave room to the right,
take watch, use key with door.
Main:
In the dialog with Phat Ed you get your first burglar tool, depending on wich job you have.
THIEF -Lockpick -Red House on map
LOOTER -Hook and rope -Purple House on map
LOWLIFE -Crowbar -Green House on map
CROOK -Steel Axe -Blue House on map

Every crib got one tool you need to get in.
You can buy a new tool after each crib done from tool-ted in the main area.
To get to the cribs, click on the map in your inventory and choose one. You have to be in the main area (where your apartment is) to get to a crib. Once you are in, you can't go out. And you won't have to.

CRIB Lockpick:


Use lockpick with frontdoor.
Go to the upper room and take the hammer. for a funny movie use the hammer with the nuke.
(leave room to the right twice.) In the room with the metal door go down [click behind the hud if necessary *sry*] and you'll find one of Roy's lil' brothers, Rufus. HAMMER - Give it to Rufus. KEY - Use with metal door. LEMON - Use with blender. Use Blender to get lemon-juice. LEMON JUICE - Use with empty can.
Use PURITY-BOMB with EMPTY-CAN. USE strange metal container to get GUM-BALL. Use GUM-BALL with SHUT-DOOR. TAKE CAN. USE CAN WITH SHUTDOOR. for a funny movie use the hammer with the nuke.
SWAGLIST:RING,GOLDMEDALS
,HELMET,CD-PLAYER,BFG

swag locactions:
ring: give hammer to rufus
medals: in room left of rufus
bfg: big gun on the wall
cd player: the stereo in the room behind metal door.
helmet: on table in room behind metal door

CRIB Steel Axe:
Use SteelAxe with Metal-Grille. When the windmill isnt moving, you won't get electrified.
Give CRACKERS to PARROT. USE GASOLINE with BLOWTORCH. TAKE BLOWTORCH. USE with PARROT. USE SAFE. TAKE PIPETTE. USE TOMATO-JUICE with SCIENTIST-STUFF (beside the CELL MODIFIER). USE SIENTIST-STUFF. COMBINATION: GREEN, RED, YELLOW, in that order. USE CELL MODIFIER and INJECT serum. Eureka.
Back to the beginning.


SWAGLIST: UNREAL THING, GLASSES, MICROSCOPE, KING'S SKULL, AIDS-CURE
swag locactions:
unreal thing: triangular thing on shelf with brain
aids cure: follow instructions
glasses: upstairs
microscope: room right of safe
kings skull: in safe, use blowtorch on bird to get combination

CRIB Hook and Rope:
Go to the left, near the bust to get to the BALCONY. Use HOOK AND ROPE with BALCONY. Go further, down stairs. USE HACKY-SACK with VASE. TAKE KEY out of VASE. USE KEY with DOOR upstairs. USE LITTLE CABINET to get a CD and a NOTE. USE NOTE with CELL-PHONE. USE CD with SOUNDSYSTEM. USE SOUNDSYSTEM to hear four notes that you need to play on the piano to get the GRAMMY. G-E-C-Cis
SWAGLIST: GOLDENRECORD-MICROPHONE-
PAINTING-WINE-VIOLIN-GRAMMY
swag locactions:
microphone: in first room
golden record: in room with hackey sack
wine: use phone number from bedroom on phone, it automatticly appears in your swag bag when you do this
painting: in bedroom
violin: in bedroom
grammy: play notes on piano

CRIB Crowbar:

Go to the room with the sleeping dude. TAKE the SPLIFF. Go further to the room with the three monkey heads. USE SPLIFF with THREE MONKEYS. USE BOWL-LID. TAKE OPIUM. USE OPIUM with HOOKAH. Go to the kitchen. TAKE LIGHTER and KNIFE. USE KNIFE with FUNKY SEAT. USE LIGHTER with THREE MONKEYS.
SWAGLIST: NECKLACE,GOLDFISH,LAVALA
MP,TV,SECRET-STASH, GOLDEN BUDDAH

swag locactions:
golden buddha: romm with 3 monkeys
secret stash: slash bean bag in tv room
lava lamp: can someone remind me where this is
necklace: can someone remind me where this is
goldfish:can someone remind me where this is

[duckncvr]

bless you bender...! i swear, it's not me.. i clicked all over the pool, then randomly clicked elsewhere and voila, now i'm by the veranda.. ggrrrr!

[Bender]

i had trouble with that part too. i found it by accident when my mouse slipped when i was trying to use the rope and hook on the first balcony.

[BisKit]

I followed the walkthrough

but I can't get out of the house with scientist stuff. I have the Aids cure. I can't leave through the door, and doesn't seem to be anywhere else to go.

[Bender]

but I can't get out of the house with scientist stuff. I have the Aids cure. I can't leave through the door, and doesn't seem to be anywhere else to go.

do you have the: unreal thing(the impossible triangle), the glasses, elvis' skull from the safe and the microscope.
the walkthrough tells you how to get the items that require using other items to get. not how to get the items that you just grab.

im currently editing the walkthrough so that it includes all the swag locations. ill update it as i complete it.

[BisKit]

oh I don't have the microscope

Thanks

[stellakebab]

Cheers Blender - Excellent job, got out!