The Kingdom of Loathing

[the dunce]

http://www.subjunctive.net/kol/FrontPage.html bread this will help

[Artic Rose]

KoL Calendar

o.O;;

Gah.....Artic Rose, can you explain the calendar to me? I'm afraid I'm never going to understand it....
-_-;;

Not a problem! First of all, to see the current day of the KoL Calendar you can access that in the clan hall (the "main page" of the clan, scroll down to see it)

In KoL, there are 12 months, each containing 8 days.
There are 5 KoL holidays, which do not include real-life holidays.
There is a total of 38 "stat days", 12 each of Muscle, Moxie, and Mysticallity. These stat days will give you extra points after battles depending on which day it is. If it is a Muscle day, you will only receive extra muscle points, and the others will remain the same.

Here is a breakdown:

Jarlsuary
1- Moxie day
2-
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8-

Frankuary
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day
3-
4- KoL Valentine's day [opens new packages and gifts in the gift shop]
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day

Starch
1- Moxie day
2-
3- St. Sneaky Pete's day [allows you to drink more, make green beer, and get special "drunken stupor" adventures]
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8-

April
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day & Oyster Egg day [allows you to buy an Oyster Basket at the Market and get special adventures/drops when it is equipped]
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day

Martinus
1- Moxie day
2-
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8-

Bill
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day

Bor
1- Moxie day
2-
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8-

Petember
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day

Carlvember
1- Moxie day
2-
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8-

Porktober
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day & KoL Halloween [allows you to Trick-or-Treat when wearing outfits for new item drops]

Boozember
1- Moxie day
2-
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7- Feast of Boris [allows you to eat more and opens special adventures for new item drops]
8-

Dougtember
1- Muscle day
2- Muscle day
3-
4-
5- Mysticality day
6-
7-
8- Moxie day


There is also Crimbo, which happens every real-life year around the week of Christmas/New Year's, and always opens new and different things which are usually one-time only.
In addition, there are also KoL-type holidays when it is real-life April Fool's Day, Friday the 13th, and Groundhog day. I'll let you find out on your own what fun things are in store for these days.

Also, depending on the day, there are different moon phases which affects how things like the grue familiar, blood of the Wereseal, Talisman of Baio, and the Jekyllin hide belt work.


Any more specific questions, feel free to ask. I don't check this all that often so if you need a quick response, you'd have better luck sending a Kmail in game to Xantica (#752130)

-X-

[bread]

hey wiro you got a spare hedgemaze puzzle I NEED ONE
but if youy don't that k ^_^

[Saphyre]

@Artic Rose: Thanks so much! That really helps! ^__^

@bread: I don't think we're allowed to trade quest items.

[bread]

wahh

stupid quest items
well now i am in haunted gallery YAY

[darknessinferno]

ok im in this now i am hyperflame

[bread]

cool

[darknessinferno]

so is this multiplayer or solo

[bread]

1 player but you can fight other people

[darknessinferno]

o that sucks they need a party sistem

[wirodeu]

I lost a lot adventures because those (...) people of kol deleted them!

I did eat 6 hell ramens on feast of boris....
And now they reduced it to 200!

[darknessinferno]

i have no advenchurs left how do i get more (i to lasy to read so plz help)

[wirodeu]

Wait till rollover...
It will give you 40 adv!
Or try eating or drinking stuff

[bread]

yay wiro r u on now

[wirodeu]

Hi bread!
When u posted i did just logged off!
It was 1 o' clock at night here...
I hope clovers are in stock!