The Kingdom of Loathing

[Saphyre]

Omg!!! Criiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmboooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Merry Merry Merry Crimbo Y'all!!!
What'cha Get?

I Finally Got wrapping Paper!!!!!
Does Tropical Wrapping Paper Make A Difference In The Outfit?!?!

[bread]

Bread doesn't have 50 Million.
I don't have that much too...
Not anymore but soon i will try to get it back! =)
Merry christmas/Crimboween!

who said i had 50mil?

[mister mr]

how do u get 50 mill? i took me 2 days to get 50k

[Saphyre]

*sighs*
can you meat farm anymore?
now that icy peak has been restructured?
i've been going to the giant castle.

hardcore is hard

[Artic Rose]

Saphyre: Most people do prefer the castle for meat farming now. I think you can get at least 30,000 a day after using Warm Subject Gift Certificates. Most people accumulate 50,000 or more.

Also, today (Boozember 8) I became a Veteran player, and to celebrate I am singing an Ancient Yuletide Carol to anyone who sends a message in-game to Xantica (#752130) before rollover. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE.

Also, anyone who sends a message, whether or not in Ronin or HC, will be entered into a drawing for tomorrow in which I will be giving away an extra present!

-X-

[bread]

Omg Revive!

[wirodeu]

i donated 50000k a few days ago >_>

1 K = 1000 Meat
50000 K = 50000000 Meat...
So you said you donated 5 Million meat.

[bread]

damn >_< i meant 50000 not 50000k

also LOL stats
fleep11 (#976485)
Level 19
Accordion Thief
Statistics:

Current Hit Points: 70
Maximum Hit Points: 70 (base: 52)

Current Mojo Points: 49
Maximum Mojo Points: 49 (base: 42)

Muscle: 67 (base: 49)
(33/99)

Mysticality: 49 (base: 44)
(38/89)

Moxie: 360 (base: 352)
(696/705)

Adventures remaining: 0
Meat: 1,041
Favorite Food: toast
Favorite Booze: Mad Train wine

Account Created: July 01, 2006
Ascensions: 1
Turns Played (total): 8,628
Days Played (total): 209
Turns Played (this run): 4,161
Days Played (this run): 100
Sign: The Packrat



Advancement:

You must gain 13 Moxie to advance to level 20.




Equipment:

Knob Goblin elite helm
Knob Goblin elite shirt
Knob Goblin elite polearm
Knob Goblin elite pants
badass belt
rubber WWBD? bracelet
rubber WWSPD? bracelet
Outfit: Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform


Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)

Spleen of Steel
Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Torso Awaregness
CLEESH
Advanced Cocktailcrafting (P)
Moxie of the Mariachi
The Moxious Madrigal


(P) = Permanent skill



Current Familiar:

leppy, the 20-pound Leprechaun (1,143 experience, 1,130 kills)

[wirodeu]

Sadly one of my best friends on KOL has stopped playing ;( It was a friend i could trust (Like , Totally different than bread) He gave me his Mr. a's (3) And all his meat ( 1 M ) I hope he thinks of coming back soon...

[cant touch this]

You light the Knob Goblin firecracker, and prepare to throw it up into the air. Unfortunately, you get distracted by a nearby shiny object, and forget to throw it. Bang! Ouch!
You acquire an effect: Missing Fingers
Lol thanks for posting.
Hey I found a leprachaun at the bottom of my bowl of lucky charms!

[bread]

Sadly one of my best friends on KOL has stopped playing ;( It was a friend i could trust (Like , Totally different than bread) He gave me his Mr. a's (3) And all his meat ( 1 M ) I hope he thinks of coming back soon...

Will you let it go already !?!

Also you got your 50000 off me that you said i owed making me broke so the least you could do is forget about it !

[Artic Rose]

Xantica (#752130)
Level 23
Sauceror

Statistics:
Current Hit Points: 57
Maximum Hit Points: 407 (base: 256)
Current Mana Points: 179
Maximum Mana Points: 1122 (base: 754)
Muscle:
374 (base: 253) (427/507)
Mysticality:
748 (base: 505) (722/1011)
Moxie:
135 (base: 255) (198/511)
Hot Protection: Major
Cold Protection: Major
Spooky Protection: Major
Stench Protection: Major
Sleaze Protection: Major
Temulency: 14 (pretty drunk)
Adventures remaining: 262
Meat: 1,076,913
Favorite Food: mugcake
Favorite Booze: fine wine
Account Created: January 02, 2006
Ascensions: 8
Turns Played (total): 36,074
Days Played (total): 391
Turns Played (this run): 5,424
Days Played (this run): 31
Sign: The Opossum

Equipment:
wolf mask
hippo whip
kickback cookbook
furry pants
ring of aggravate monster
plexiglass pinky ring
stainless steel scarf
tiny maracas
Outfit: Furry Suit

Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)
Stomach of Steel
CLEESH
Thrust-Smack (HP)
Eye of the Stoat (HP)
Headbutt (P)
Amphibian Sympathy (HP)
Minor Ray of Something (HP)
Leash of Linguini (HP)
Sauce Contemplation
Stream of Sauce
Expert Panhandling
Saucestorm
Advanced Saucecrafting
Elemental Saucesphere
Intrinsic Spiciness (HP)
Saucy Salve
Impetuous Sauciness
Immaculate Seasoning
The Way of Sauce (HP)
(P) = Permanent skill
(HP) = Hardcore Permanent skill

Current Familiar:
El Texas, the 40-pound Hovering Sombrero (3,224 experience, 3,224 kills)

[bread]

0_0

You win.

[wirodeu]

Will you let it go already !?!

Also you got your 50000 off me that you said i owed making me broke so the least you could do is forget about it !

Forget that you stole all my meat? That you acted like you were a reall friend, And then you stole all my meat, And put it on another account.
I will never forget it, I will never forgive you.

[mister mr]

crockett777 (#993163)
Level 10
Sub-Sub-Apprentice Accordion Thief
Statistics:

Current Hit Points: 94
Maximum Hit Points: 96 (base: 51)

Current Mojo Points: 95
Maximum Mojo Points: 95 (base: 52)

Muscle: 58 (base: 48)
(86/97)

Mysticality: 60 (base: 54)
(73/109)

Moxie: 98 (base: 89)
(141/179)

Spooky Protection: Modest
Stench Protection: Modest
Adventures remaining: 200
Meat: 2,700
Favorite Food: spooky mushroom
Favorite Booze: ice-cold Willer

Account Created: July 16, 2006
Ascensions: 1
Turns Played (total): 6,374
Days Played (total): 202
Turns Played (this run): 1,576
Days Played (this run): 73
Sign: The Packrat



Advancement:

You must gain 15 Moxie to advance to level 11.




Equipment:

toy space helmet
goth kid t-shirt
toy ray gun
astronaut pants
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech
toy crazy train
eye-pod



You own a Store in the Mall of Loathing



Effects:



Aspect of the Twinklefairy (10)



Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)

Powers of Observatiogn
Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Torso Awaregness
Gnomish Hardigness
Cosmic Ugnderstanding
CLEESH (P)
Moxie of the Mariachi
Dirge of Dreadfulness


(P) = Permanent skill



Current Familiar:

Grobert, the 25-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (646 experience, 646 kills

i know its not very good for a level 10, any advice?