The Kingdom of Loathing

[the dunce]

heres my guy:


the dunce (#1005887)
Level 5
Beat Snatcher
Statistics:

Current Hit Points: 3
Maximum Hit Points: 39 (base: 21)

Current Mojo Points: 12
Maximum Mojo Points: 18 (base: 10)

Muscle: 36 (base: 18)
(7/37)

Mysticality: 18 (base: 12)
(20/25)

Moxie: 26 (base: 23)
(1/47)

Stench Protection: Meager
Adventures remaining: 0
Meat: 1,211
Favorite Food: bowl of cottage cheese
Favorite Booze: shot of orange schnapps

Turns Played: 470
Days Played: 4



Advancement:

You must gain 6 Moxie to advance to level 6.



PvP:

Fights Left Today: 10
Ranking: 10
Fights Won: 4
Fights Lost: 6




Equipment:

Cloaca-Cola helmet
spooky stick
Cloaca-Cola fatigues
Pine-Fresh air freshener
ye olde golde frontes
shiny ring


Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)

Disco Aerobics





Current Familiar:

damn mosquito, the 11-pound Mosquito (130 kills)

[memyselfandi]

i've been playing for a long time, kmail me for free stuff @ flubble and join my clan, the organization of looted clans! it rox!

[Saphyre]

welll, since we all seem to be showing off our stats, here are mine:

Saphyre (#550172)
Level 18
Pastamancer

Statistics:
Current Hit Points: 262
Maximum Hit Points: 267 (base: 213)
Current Mana Points: 489
Maximum Mana Points: 489 (base: 444)
Muscle:
210

(265/421)
Mysticality:
306 (base: 298)

(420/597)
Moxie:
205

(61/411)
Hot Protection: Minor
Stench Protection: Meager
Adventures remaining: 62
Meat: 15,443
Favorite Food: hot wing
Favorite Booze: ice-cold Willer
Turns Played: 13374
Days Played: 401

Advancement:
You must gain 30 Mysticality to advance to level 19.

Equipment:
star hat
star staff
star pants
chocolate spurs



Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)
Liver of Steel
Manicotti Meditation
Minor Ray of Something
Entangling Noodles
eXtreme Ray of Something
Pastamastery
Cone of Whatever
Weapon of the Pastalord
Lasagna Bandages
Leash of Linguini
Spirit of Rigatoni
Cannelloni Cocoon
Spirit of Ravioli
Springy Fusilli
Tolerance of the Kitchen
Flavour of Magic
Transcendental Noodlecraft

Current Familiar:
Got, the 25-pound Cocoabo (400 kills)

[wirodeu]

I´m now lvl 10 some moxie point and i´m lvl 11 Ascending here i come!

And who wanna hear something funny?
Well try this
Say Orc Chasm Loud and quick...
Lol


Pm, Email , Or Kmail Me My name on Kol Is wirodeu

[Saphyre]

@wirodeu: Uhhhh. No. Hate to break it to ya, but you're not going to be ascending anytime soon. I'm serious. the NS just. wont. die!!!! grrrrr... She doesnt die easily...
but of course, I could just be pathetic... ^^;;

[wirodeu]

To kill the NS you need to have some weapons
http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/...eress%27_Tower

Try it there...
Whitout the weapons you wont be defeating here even not when lvl 50!
Try it there...

[Saphyre]

@wirodeu: thx, but i've already tried all of that...but i havent tried using my pickle yet...i've been using my barrnacle...
so, THX!

[bread]

i know the disco dance of doom yay

[wirodeu]

Succes! I'm now needing some stars and lines could you fight at the black hole for some? I'm Too weak but i want to be lvl 11 when defeating the NS
I can pay for it if you want?
200 For a line?
300 For a star?

And people you should try the clan of me and bread
the cheese-man brother


Tips:
Try making an key lime pie

Jarlsberg , Boris or sneaky pete key + Lime = " " Key lime
Gnollish pie tin + Wad of dough = Pie crust

Pie crust + " " Key lime = " " Key lime pie
Gives about 13 - 14 adventures! You can eat tree of them!
Whit spleen of steel 4 or maybe even 5 !

If 3: Around 40 adventures!
If 5: Around 70 adventures!
And if you want a good drink?
Take some Mad train wine from the clan stash give 3 - 4 adventures
Takes 3 drunkness
Better then 1 adventure - 1 drunkness!

Try the rockin wagon!
10 - 14 adventures!

Olive + bottle of vodka = Vodka martini
Vodka martini + magical ice cubes = Rockin' Wagon

When you drink it:

You drink the fruity girl drink.
You gain 10-14 Adventures.

You gain 34-36 Chutzpah.

You gain 4 Drunkenness.

For questions pm me , Kmail me or Mail me at Kevinbroekman@hotmail.com
For donations if you like to donate...
My name's Just wirodeu there


A lot of this information is from The kol wiki!

For more help look there or mail kmail or mail me you should already know lol!
See you Loathing!

[Saphyre]

wow.
that was....easy
i finally defeated the NS...
jeez.
I just used my eXtreme ray of Something the whole time. i never even had to use any items! which is odd, cuz the other times i had fought the NS, i was never able to use any skills/items...of course, having lost somewhere around 10 times might've helped...

i havent ascended yet though...i'm still trying to figure out which path/sign i should take....
anyone have any hints/suggestions?

[wirodeu]

Well i should choose an moxie sign...
Cause that's what i'm going to do...

[Saphyre]

being a pastamancer, i should probably choose a mysticality sign....but i really wanted to gain access to the Gnomish Gnomads Camp...oh well.

but if i'm to go with a mysticality sign, i'm gonna choose the platypus, seeing as i have no use for the other mysticality signs...

i've narrowed down my choices (for paths):
hardcore teetotaler
hardcore
softcore teetotaler (is this even possible?)
softcore (probably not going to choose this one)

[wirodeu]

i'm going for Hardcore Oxygenarian

[Saphyre]

i was going thru my facts again, and i just might go with hardcore oxygenarion...
and i'm probably going to go with a muscle sign, now that i think of it...

can you switch classes after/during ascension?
i'm pretty sure you can...

[Artic Rose]

Saphyre:

Yes, softcore: teetotaler is possible, as is softcore: oxygenarian, softcore: boozefetarian, and softcore:no path. All four work for hardcore as well.

Important note: Hardcore Oxygenarian with little or no HP skills (hardcore permanent skills) will take over a month to complete, even with the best of planning and strategizing, so be prepared! I would suggest doing it after a Hardcore ascension, I will not spoil why, there are a few reasons. If you have ascended before you probably know why.


In addition, you may not switch paths/classes in the middle of an ascension. You can, however, drop any restrictions (Hardcore, Teetotaler, Oxygenarian, Boozefetarian). If you decide on softcore, you may not drop Ronin.

Hope this helps, you can always ask me any questions in the game (Xantica #752130) And if I don't have the answer I'll find someone who does.

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