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I dunno dear hero. I hope he made it through da grade though I'm readin' these quotes and they are all hysterical Here is another beauty:
"Achilles appears in "The Illiad", by Homer. Homer also wrote the "Oddity", in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name."
I am still readin', dear hero. This is on da history of da USA:
"...Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared "a horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead."
Ta think that Franklin is STILL DEAD!! Who KNEW?!
@Lili
I am a barbarian and I say pink buns are just what ya need in da Easter *Shares a pink bun with da partner* They are soooo delicious
Lili - ROFL I make so many Lili Lilli mistakes now that you don't know to which one I'm referring to I was talking to Lilli, my daughter Rannei mistakes your names sometimes and she responds to Lilli by begging not to eat her
Happy endings are just unfinished stories...
PandaMan
Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"
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