Chit Chat 2

[Mulan]

wow !!!! chat is so fast, I cant follow them

@Cousin
I'm going to play laser tank game now

*keeps huging Kindred Lilli & cousin Escapergirl*

[Gee Gee]

haha no you dont have to bunji jump but you can ride a lion!haha yup thunder storms are great when you are inside and with a warm cup of hot chocolate

[Electrogirl]

Hahaha Hitman and Lilli they're really funny!

[Lilliputt]

@Gee Gee
A lion?! Really? I would not mind ta ride it as long as it doesn't eat me that is

@Mitty
You do that, my sweet wonderful friend *Keeps hugin' da sweet Mitty and da wonderful daughter*

[Hitman]

Lilli - ROFL I'm 16 and I have the same refferences I just found the site for student bloopers you used before

[EscapeGirl]

@Hitman and Mom....LOL! Those are funny!

@ Cousin....Yaaaaaaaaay! Da laser tank game! Just be careful of that wrist. *keeps hugging*

@ GeeGee..I agree! I looooooooove hot chocolate, and I wouldn't want to be outside during one of those thunderstorms. Then I'd get scared. I"m a "scaredy cat" when it comes to that.

[Mulan]

@Cousin
I will, thank you *keeps huging Kindred Lilli & cousin Escapergirl*

[Lilliputt]

Yup, that is one funny site Hitman. Glad ya found it

Here is another medical oopsy:
"Both her old and new noses have been placed in our album."

I sure hope they are talking about a doll

"I keep reassuring her that her memory will improve, but again today she forgot to pay her bill."

You know, I think I have a bad memory too

@Mitty
*Keeps hugin' da sweet Mitty and da wonderful daughter*

[Darknight]

*doesn't say that Hurricane season is starting soon and I'll have a blast tracking the storms*

[Hitman]

Lilli - Yep I'm laughing so hard over here

Escape - What about these:

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."

"For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artifical perspiration."

"For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor."

"For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."

"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."

"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."

"To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow."

[EscapeGirl]

@ Mom.....LOL!! I REALLY, REALLY hope it was a doll!

@ Husbun....I also track all those storms. I find weather stuff like that interesting - but I think I prefer that those evil hurricanes stay OFFSHORE!!! Especially when I have a husbun over there.

@ Hitman...LOL!! Some of those are very playboy!!

@ Cousin...Yes, da chat is going fast, but as always....we are VERY glad to have you here!

*keeps hugging da wonderful cousin and mom*

[Lilliputt]

I have ta go grab a bite ... brb!

[Gee Gee]

haha lilli i cant promise it wont eat you but just pray thats what i did until both of my leg got bitten off!WAAA.ya thunder is ratherr scarey!

[Mulan]

*keeps huging Kindred Lilli & cousin Escapergirl*
*feels happy*

[Hitman]

Darknight - Would you like a joke about bats?

Vampire bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

...this mens he hit the tree ()

Lilli - See ya, enjoy it