Chit Chat 2

[Darknight]

Wifey the rates got raised huh? Time to go bye dear

Lilli and now your last Bye.

Have a Great Weekend!!!!

[Lilliputt]

We can laugh tagether, dear daughter *Watches proudly as da daughter tries ta help with da stress thingy by seach for a carrot islander destressing device ()* Here is one that made me...well... you'll see

"I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.

Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation she happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the ER right away. "

That is so stupid! Who does that?!


@Darknight
Oh, typical! Oh, well. Good bye, dear hero! I hope ya have a really GREAT weekend!

[EscapeGirl]

@ Husbun...... Ya, right. Have a good weekend if I don't get a chance to come say "hi" tomorrow. Huuuuuuge and Bye dear!

@ Mom....ROFL!! That's HORRIBLE!?!?! That was one stupid lady! I'm sure glad she's not MY mom!!

*keeps searching for da carrot islander destressing device*

[Lilliputt]

Did I just make da Escape ROFL at work? Mission accomplished! *Feels proud*
Dear daughter, I will search for another LOL

[EscapeGirl]

Hehe...yes, you did make me ROFL at da woman's stupidity. *waits patiently for more LOL's.

[Lilliputt]

Of all da answers ya can give da patient I don't think this one was all that great

"Patient to eye doctor:
"I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation,doctor. What are the chances?"

Eye doctor to patient: "Don't worry you won't be able to see the difference."

[EscapeGirl]

LOL!! Poor patient! That IS a bad answer to da question!!

You know how you sometimes have problems with that computer of yours? Well, what do you think of this computer support statement?

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Lilliputt]

THAT MADE ME LOOOOOOOOOL!! Real good one.
These are some medical transcript bloopers:

"The patient's gait is normal. I am able to stand on her toes."

"This 50-year-old teacher is undergoing polysomnogram because of daytime sleepiness and difficulty staying asleep while teaching."

"First name Victor, spelled V as in Victor...."

[EscapeGirl]

That's....just....LOL! Those are great!

And now one for you. (911 being our Emergency services phone number):

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot. The horrified nurse said, 'Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?'

The lady said, 'My phone doesn't have an eleven.'

[Lilliputt]

Yeah, I know. I read that one too. VERY FUNNY! LOOL!!

I'm sorry, buuut I really have ta go. Good night, my dear daughter. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE WARM HUG to ya
And hugs to all da friends on da Hood!!

[EscapeGirl]

Goodnight dear mother!! Thanks for da LOL's and ROFL's. I hope you get a very looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong night's sleep. Take care. HUUUUUUUUUGE, WARM

[Anaboop]

Hai!

[EscapeGirl]

Hey Ana!! It's been awhile. How are you?

[Anaboop]

I'm Gamersgood!
I've been caught up in *gasp* REAL LIFE!
It's not good.
I musht go eat
Byes BatCat!

[EscapeGirl]

Bye Ana chef!! Talk to you later.