Chit Chat 2

[EscapeGirl]

L- I have come to tell you that I do NOT like any monkey business goins' on around my daughter. I don't mean ta be abruptf () but I gotta look out for my daughter
B- WHAT MONKEY BUSINESS?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I OWN this firm and I will not have some sick woman walzing in here and try to tell me how to run the business.
L- I don't mind you running in here, I just want you stop monkeyin' around. There are plenty of bananas ta go around, ya know. Now I have a soultion to da problem...
B- THERE IS NO PROBLEM!!
L- There will be if ya keep shoutin' like that. Bad for da voice ya know, no matter what state of monkey you are in. Now, I'm gonna have my friend Mistery the alien make a clone of my daughter. That way I can take my daughter with me to the beach on Carrot Island while da clone does her work.
B- GET OUT!
L- But sir Theme the robot can suprvise the cloning process and...
B- "The rob"...? WHATTA..?! GET OUT!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL!! ROFL!!

ORFL (On rolling floor laughing. )

Mom: What? Sir...Mr. Monkey, I'm gonna have to make you ROFL if you don't stop yelling....
Boss: The police are coming and I will have them remove you from this premises if you don't leave IMMEDIATELY!!
Mom: Ya!? Well, I'm 84 alien years old, and they'd better not come near me! Besides *crosses arms* I've already called da zookeepers on ya. I don't like this monkey business one bit. Come on dear BatCat....Let's ESCAPE.
Selena: Did ya bring da dragon?
Boss: *red faced* GET OUT! SELENA - BACK TO YOUR DESK!
*sirens in the distance*
All: .....

[Lilliputt]

ROFL ROFL ROFL!! ROFL!!

ORFL (On rolling floor laughing. )

Mom: What? Sir...Mr. Monkey, I'm gonna have to make you ROFL if you don't stop yelling....
Boss: The police are coming and I will have them remove you from this premises if you don't leave IMMEDIATELY!!
Mom: Ya!? Well, I'm 84 alien years old, and they'd better not come near me! Besides *crosses arms* I've already called da zookeepers on ya. I don't like this monkey business one bit. Come on dear BatCat....Let's ESCAPE.
Selena: Did ya bring da dragon?
Boss: *red faced* GET OUT! SELENA - BACK TO YOUR DESK!
*sirens in the distance*
All: .....

L- Ok, I didn't have ta do this but I am goin' ta go talk to da pink bunny da OneFunBun the Mod God. She is a symptom ya know, and will take measures if ya keep yellin' like that. *Tries ta make a funny face at da monkey boss but nothin' happens except that da gorilla seems ta get an even more redish apperence*
B- Selena.... GET BACK TO WORK. And you, whoever you are, I am not in the mood foor loonies! I have asked ya politely but if you don't leave I'll THROW you out personally.
L- Oh, yeah? Well, I ain't gonna do no smoochin'. You have too much GORILLA manners for my taste. *Charges forward and start ta tickle da Boss on da tummy. Boss is surprised but try ta maintain face...but cracks up* HA! I knew it was possible. Now before ya throw me I have ta do sumthin' *Ties a pillow to da rump* Da rump is bump safe! *Smiles big* Ok, I am ready.
*Boss lifts da Lilliputt but find da pillow too funny and drops da little islander on the floor* ...he, he... *He blushes* Sorry*
L- OUCH! Ya drop me on da floor and all ya can say is "sorry?" And here I thought APES are strong! I am pretty SURE I am not THAT heavy. HMPF!!

[EscapeGirl]

L- Ok, I didn't have ta do this but I am goin' ta go talk to da pink bunny da OneFunBun the Mod God. She is a symptom ya know, and will take measures if ya keep yellin' like that. *Tries ta make a funny face at da monkey boss but nothin' happens except that da gorilla seems ta get an even more redish apperence*
B- Selena.... GET BACK TO WORK. And you, whoever you are, I am not in the mood foor loonies! I have asked ya politely but if you don't leave I'll THROW you out personally.
L- Oh, yeah? Well, I ain't gonna do no smoochin'. You have too much GORILLA manners for my taste. *Charges forward and start ta tickle da Boss on da tummy. Boss is surprised but try ta maintain face...but cracks up* HA! I knew it was possible. Now before ya throw me I have ta do sumthin' *Ties a pillow to da rump* Da rump is bump safe! *Smiles big* Ok, I am ready.
*Boss lifts da Lilliputt but find da pillow too funny and drops da little islander on the floor* ...he, he... *He blushes* Sorry*
L- OUCH! Ya drop me on da floor and all ya can say is "sorry?" And here I thought APES are strong! I am pretty SURE I am not THAT heavy. HMPF!!

ROFL!! I'd pay to see my boss like that!

Boss: Well, it's not that your heavy, it's just that the monkey mites were making me itch lady. You went and riled them all up with your tickling and I dropped ya.
Mom: Um...MONKEY MITES!? EWWWWWW! *backs away, and her pillow rump hits da wall and she bounces back at da boss* Oomph!!
Boss: Well, hi there....*winks*
Selena: Ewww...
Mom: Excuse me, SIR!! I'm a lady. Now keep your monkey mites to yourself! Da pink bunny will be here shortly to inject you with da virus. When you see her, you'll have da symptom.
Boss: Great...just when I thought you were normal. *rolls eyes*
Selena: *looks out window and sees the whitecoats AGAIN* Um....mom...let's just go....*looks around nervously*

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[Lilliputt]

ROFL!! I'd pay to see my boss like that!

Boss: Well, it's not that your heavy, it's just that the monkey mites were making me itch lady. You went and riled them all up with your tickling and I dropped ya.
Mom: Um...MONKEY MITES!? EWWWWWW! *backs away, and her pillow rump hits da wall and she bounces back at da boss* Oomph!!
Boss: Well, hi there....*winks*
Selena: Ewww...
Mom: Excuse me, SIR!! I'm a lady. Now keep your monkey mites to yourself! Da pink bunny will be here shortly to inject you with da virus. When you see her, you'll have da symptom.
Boss: Great...just when I thought you were normal. *rolls eyes*
Selena: *looks out window and sees the whitecoats AGAIN* Um....mom...let's just go....*looks around nervously*

...

*Talks to da hand and asks da favourite alien ta beam down da clone of da daughter. Clone arrives and takes Selenas seat*
L- Ok, dear let's leave and let da Boss and his Mites (Mites? ) that seem ta be his mates go about da monkey business. *Opens portal and leaves with daughter just as the white coats enter the office*
B- Hurry, they are gettin' away!
W- Who is gettin' away sir?
B- That awful woman and my employee Selena.
Clone - I'm here, sir. *Looks very innocent*
*Feelin' confused the boss looks around at Selenas co workers*
B- Well, tell them what just happened
CoW1- I didn't see anything,
CoW2- Maybe you should go get some rest.
B- No wait. This lady came in here through a portal and said she was Selenas mom. She threatened me with a pink bunny and some alien named Mistery!
*White coats look at each other*
W- I think you should come with us
B- But it's the truth. They went with a poof RIGHT over there....
*Boss gets carried away by white coats*
The end

Did I make you ROFL at work dear daughter?

[EscapeGirl]

ROFL ROFL!!! Ya....ya did!! And both bosses are in da conference room next to me. (Btw, mites = small tiny bugs, similar to fleas )

Your evil pinky was working overtime.

[Lilliputt]

*Feels happy cuz da mission turned into VICTORY!* YAY! I made my beautiful daughter da Escape ROFL at work Mission complete!
They are both in da room next to you? Uhm...ooopsy ()

Well, da pinky has been itchin' for some creativity...

[EscapeGirl]

Your Mission was a GREAT success!!! You may have even gotten some funny looks from da bosses. (But I couldn't see their faces as I laughed. )

Da pinky is itchin' for creativity!? Well, I think it had a bit of a workout.

[Lilliputt]

Really? Funny looks?? YAY! And you just laughed while they...pffffft
Yes, it gots da workout cuz of a certain source of inspiration that looks very much like... a CAT!!

Love da avatar btw My daughter is so shweeeet

[EscapeGirl]

Ya...they think I'm a little I'm afraid. Don't know why they think such things.....

Thanks....it's a baby pic of me when I was still in my crib! I got it from your photo album.

[Lilliputt]

*Gets nostalgic* Ah, yes! Those were the days when I had da little kitten in da house teachin' her to properly use a ball of yarn. You had a neck gettin' all tangled up in da red threads for some reason

And if da bosses realise you belong in da Loony Bin then all is good and well

[EscapeGirl]

Yes...and don't you remember how tangled I got when I worked on da riddles? *thinks of da comic strip* I was tangled in a rainbow of threads. Got lost in da Google mountains and the Wiki islands..workin' on da riddles..*sighs*

Yup...and da monkey boss ate his banana already today.

[Lilliputt]

I really think we should cut da supply of bananas to your boss, just ta see what happens

*Thought of da comic strip in da above post and does da same now* Ah, gettin' lost is just another family trait Btw I did mention our new family motto, right? "Crazy is a relative term in our family"

[EscapeGirl]

Me likes da new family motto!! Definitely suits us.

I agree about da bananas! Good experiment, and you know how I like experiments!

Well, dear mother, I need to leave da office before da monkey boss keeps me overtime like he has all week so far. Have a good night dear, and I hope to talk to ya soon!! Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge, warm 's for you. Maybe I'll come back later.... Don't know just yet. Bye!

[Lilliputt]

Aww... da wonderful daughter is leavin' Well all right, just please drive safely. Good bye dear!

EDIT: I AM ABOUT TA POST MY 14 000 POST DA FORUM GAMES THREAD!

[Mcakkay]

Are you guys really family or internet family?? that question has been buggin me for a while