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jennii jennii i give u one lil job n u cant even do it hahhahaa jokin
im bein forced to watch the scotland v romania rugby matvh
rugby its wores than footie
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Best Riddling Buddies Ever: Vivi,Archaicdome,ShiningStar,Monkey,BizzaroChick,
Teodd and of course Hunter
OMB! a robert burns related joke!! Lilli HAS to see this
Tony Blair is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies:
"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."
Blair is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient. The patient responds:
"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, he moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."
Now seriously troubled, Blair turns to the accompanying doctor and asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?"
"No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness
simply didn't know where to go shopping."
ok rannei then everyone will call me orange head hahahhaha ok just for u i will dye my hair orange :p they do have the temporary dye where once u shampoo it off it comes off
@mitty yea its quite dangerous...issit far from your house?
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Best Riddling Buddies Ever: Vivi,Archaicdome,ShiningStar,Monkey,BizzaroChick,
Teodd and of course Hunter
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