Chit Chat 4

[Crimsonthread]

He's been hangin' around outside... I think I spoiled him on the trip to CC4. He's kinda like a stray cat... feed 'em once, they stick around forever! But... He's so big, and Tib is so little, I'm afraid he'd step on her! Or... leave a present on her, and then she might suffocate... or drown, depending. So I keep him outside, and toss him peanuts ever now and then. I'm not sure how the neighbors feel, but I haven't had any complaints yet. I think I'm going to name him Horton (after the Dr. Seuss books).

[Lilliputt]

Dear da Crimson,
is you tryin' ta ROFL bomb me?

Da neeeeighbours! And poooor Tib

[Crimsonthread]

That's always my goal, especially when you're not feeling well!

Now that I think about it... I have found a bunch of empty peanut butter jars in the corner of my yard... I wonder if the neighbors are missing any!

[Lilliputt]

Dear da Crimson,
I will follow you to da neighbours house and ask, yes

[Crimsonthread]

I don't think I'm going to ask, that would just arouse suspicion. If they haven't noticed yet, then I'll just wait to see what happens.

[Lilliputt]

Nah, you would have an 85 year old woman ta blame with you. I think it would work Come on now, lets go *Starts ta walk to Crimsons neighbours house*

[Crimsonthread]

Um... Are you sure about that? How can a grandma explain an elephant?

[Lilliputt]

You is forgetting THIS grandma is INSANE *Knocks on neighbours door and waits*

[Crimsonthread]

:shoves elephant in the garage, hides in tha bushes:

[Lilliputt]

*Door opens and a neighbour stands in the doorway looking surprised at the little 85 year old with loose teeth and an ASSet* Hello, my name is Lilliputt, and I wondered if you is missin' some peanut butter *...but the surprised look only widens*...because I think it might be an elephants fault *...neighbour drops jaws* No? Well, I can show you. *Takes a sip of Teeodds special Lilliputt drink * ...there, ya see?

[Crimsonthread]

How'd they react to that?

[Lilliputt]

I dunno... they shut the door in my face for some strange reason. Now, why did they do that?

[Crimsonthread]

I dunno. Might be calling the police... I might do that if I had a dillusional old lady in my front yard talking of pink elephants and peanut butter! You'd better get inside and hide, dear.

[Lilliputt]

Oh, what nonsense! There was no delusional old lady there, just me. *Goes inside Crimsons house* My, you got a nice house

Aaaanyway, I better use a portal and get back to my bunk. I is real tired. Good night/evening/day my dear friend See you laters

[Crimsonthread]

I think I'm going to bed soon, too. Sleep well and feel better soon, Lilli!