Trapped on an almost deserted island!!

[SuzyE730]

no I jumped in to save my long lost bro...oh...and...HEEEELP! there are some goblins out here and they don't look so friendly!

[Themolestarted]

Opens the gate again*Jump out

[SuzyE730]

*jumps out* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUCH! MY B***!

[Themolestarted]

....pleeeeeasant....*pulls sarcastic face

[SuzyE730]

oopsy!

[Themolestarted]

HOLY MOLY(no pun intended) It is the king of all slurp spiders.Residents of this island form together and help me to defeat it.

[SuzyE730]

SLURP SPIDERS?! I thought they have they're own island! AAAAAAAAAANYWAYS! *starts slashing sword in one hand and using pistol iin the other*

[Themolestarted]

Sends mole magicic at the king it jumps and runs at me I fly on top of it and slash with my katana and fire my usiz It is weakend but It breaks my katana and my uziz run out of ammo.I summon my army of moles and attack with my pirate weapons

[SuzyE730]

(no wonder it breakes da weapons! HE'S THE KING! JEES!)

You mean MY PIRATE WEAPONS!
*attacks like mad at every spider thingy in sight*

[Themolestarted]

Yeah most of them the apache is mine*(carves his name on slurp spider kings back

[SuzyE730]

oh...so I didn't help! you at least could've carped my name too! *goes on her ship and sails away leaving da mole all alone on da almost deserted island* Let's see now will you survive!

[Themolestarted]

OK*My army of moles come and kill all the slurp spiders but the king survives.*
I fire 3 bullets they all hit its legs*with only 5 legs to stand on it falls*I walk up with the broken katana.It then says if you spare me I will give 3 wishes
I say That I want there to be a gate af unbreakable gold that enemys of the colony cannot get through.I also wish for all my weapons to be repaired and unbreakable and finnaly I wish for a cool goatee beird.*The knig grants my wishes then I lift his face up to face mine Then I carve suzys name into his back*Thank you I say and cut his head of with my katana.*UH HUH I SAVED THE ISLAND UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH UHUH UH HUH.*I walk away into the distance

[SuzyE730]

*my ship comes back* I hug a greatest mole EVA!* *now I punch him* YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST WISHED FOR SOME PIRATE MAGIC!

[Themolestarted]

OW grr...

[SuzyE730]

do ya like da new beard?