Crazy's Treasure & Other loony stories

[SimplyCrazy]

Chapter 9

The space loonies were walking - or being carried - along a path to the star dust sea that was gonna save Shining from her darkness. It was a hard path to walk, even if it wasn't very long, full of rocks and branches, (At least something similar to branches) and the loonies were getting tired. "Ok," said "Mistery " Let's have a little rest here. This was tougher than I thought it'd be!" "Great!" Iva and Suzy sighed simultaneously. They after all were carrying a loony each. Crazy was still sleeping on Iva's head and Tom was sulking inside his diary because Suzy'd slammed him shut and refused to even try and see if he could walk. They rested for a while drinking some ROFLsoda and eating a carrot each, before they got up and started walking again. After walking for about 5 minutes they came to the star river. It was amazing! Shining a deep purple, with occasional black and dark blue spots and sparkling like nothing they'd ever seen before. It even awoke Crazy, who immediately started staring and rubbing her eyes, not fully believing she was awake.

After staring mesmerized for another five minutes Iva shook her head to regain attention, which caused Crazy to fall off of her head and down towards the river. "Heeeeeelp!" the little squirrel sqeeled as she barel managed to hold on to a rock sticking out of the cliff. "Crazy!" the three others shouted and ran towards her. But Crazy's grip loosened and she fell out of sight, with the remaining loonies staring in disbelief.

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"Hahaha, gotcha -ooof!" *splat* *sploosh* *splat* The loonies were looking in awe at the most advanced and exiting tomato fight they'd ever seen. "Tacke thaz!" Lillz shouted as she swayed out of reach of GH's tomato and threw one right in his shoulder. Gh shrugged it off, frowned and threw one back, hitting her in the walker. "Slurp!" He said as he ran for cover - he was out of tomatoes! But "Psst!" He heard a noise "psssssst!" It was Elni! And she was carrying... He looked at her in awe as she handed him a basket of reaally ripe tomatoes. He smootched her out of sheer happiness and surprise and returned to his fight with Lilliputt. "Ey, thaz cheat'n!" She said with an unclear voice, but he used her one moment of unawareness to throw a tomato, hitting her right in her big toothless mouth. "Ooof!" she said as she fell back on her bum looking surprised. All the loonies ran to her in fear she might be injured.

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But what about Shining? Yes, we haven't heard about her in a while.
She was sitting alone in her hotel room with a crossword puzzle, sighing every time she couldn't get a word right. But suddenly she heard something coming from the bar downstairs. She jumped off her bed, opened her door and went towards the staircase. She was suddenly filled with exitement, and didn't notice that as she passed the mirror, she was looking just a tad brighter.


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[SimplyCrazy]

Chapter 10

Shining was walking down the staircase, noticing a weird shadow sitting in the couch. It seemed familiar somehow, but she couldn't quite figure out where she knew that silhuette from. Whatever it was was just sitting there playing ukulele (which must be the looniest instrument in the world). Suddenly she realized who it was and ran towards him, as shiny as ever.

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To everyone's relief Lilliputt was doing fine. In fact, the tomato that hit her mouth cleared the effect from the carrot rum, and she was now sitting up staring bewildered at the loonies surrounding her. "Yez, hun, why should I notz be ok?" The loonies breathed out, and started laughing at echother's worried faces. Lilliputt got up and said "Well, I dunnoz what da slurp happenz here, but shoulda we not prepar' a welcum' home partey soon?" The other loonies had totally forgot about the adventuring loonies, and started slapping their foreheads and running down to the bar and kitchen.Quickly! Everything had to be done quickly - who knew when they'd be home? Becky was baking the cake, Adventure was gathering whatever was left of the carrot rum after Lilli's raid, and the rest of the loonies were decorating the empty bar.

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The loonies on Anomenia were still standing at the edge of the cliff, staring at where Crazy was last seen. They couldn't believe what had just happened. Iva was the one to first break down in tears, blaming herself, Suzy was cursing, saying she wished she'd dropped Tom instead, and Mistery was still staring at the river with an empty expression. Finally she turned around, looking like she was close to sheading a tear, but still in control. "Guys," she said, "With an attempted steady voice. "We can't give up! We have to search for her!" The two others nodded. Suddenly Tom started speaking: "It would be wise to search down river - she's probably flowing with the current." The loonies looked at him like he had suddenly turned green, but what he'd said made sense, so they decided to go for it. "You're welcome," Tom said without waiting for a 'thank you'.

They found her washed up on a silver beach sleeping. She seemed alright, breathing and all, but when they woke her up, they noticed something was different about her; she was too serious! Mistery concluded that the river had taken away her ROFL, and now she needed the GH virus re-injected and a cup of GH rum, FAST! "The star dust will have to wait!" she said as she lifted up the serious squirrel and started running back towards the space ship.


Will be finished

[SimplyCrazy]

Chapter 11

The loonies hurried back to the ship. It was a bumpy ride, but Crazy didn't lol once, which was really disturbing. Mistery was getting more and more worried as she was running. This had never happened before, and although it was possible that the GH virus would cure Crazy, it was far from sure. She put Crazy down in the second pilot seat before seating herself. Crazy fastened her seatbelts with a plain face and said: "Are we ready to go now? I have homework to do." "Ye-yes..." Mistery said in a worried voice. This was worse than she'd thought! "We're leaving any minute." "Good," Crazy answered looking straight forward. "I only got an A on my last paper, so I have to study." The loonies looked at her with a terrified look, but clumsily buckled up as Mistery started the space ship.

The ride through space seemed like an eternity, but finally they closed up on GH. Mistery landed outside the Hotel, and Crazy was the first to slowly climb the ladder to the applause of the waiting loonies. They were expecting a happy bunch of loonies home from an accomplished mission and ready to party, but their joy faded as Crazy just walked past them saying: "It's almost 7 pm. I think I will read my science books for thirty minutes before going to sleep!" They looked at her in shock, before turning to Mistery in disbelief. The alien granny walked straight to OneBunand said: "We had an incident - we need GH virus now!" OneBun mumbled a small 'I'm on it' and jumped towards her bacement.
She came back to the bar shortly with a shot in her hand. "Crazy?" Escape called. "Can you come over here for a sec? We need your views on a report!" Crazy walked over with an indifferent expression on her face. "What repo-" OneBun suddely stapped the shot into her arm, and Crazy fell into the pink bunney's arms. Her eyes suddenly flashed open. "Hey guys!" she said with her regular squeek. "What's up? Is it party time already?" The loonies cheered - the old Crazy was back!
"So," Darknight interupted the cheering "Did you guys find the star dust?" Mistery sighed and looked at him. "No, we got so caught up in saving Crazy, that we rushed back never minding the star dust... Where is Shining anyway?" All the loonies looked at her. She was right - noone had seen Shining for hours and hours, where could she be? Suddenly Doglover shushed them all and raised an ear. "Listen!" she hissed, and now they could all hear it! The sound of a ukulele coming from upstairs. And if they listened closely, they could hear someone singing aswell!

They all rushed up to the stairs to the 7th floor, and stopped outside a room door. They could all clearly hear ukulele and song now. It was soothing and relaxing to stand there and listen, but curiousity took over and they opened the door, only to find... "Sire Theme!" Lilli, Escape, Doglover and Holland shouted and ran towards him. "Careful, girls" he said with his metallic voice "Don't smash the ukulele!" Shining moved away just in time before three crazy female loonies jumped the ol' robot sitting on his hotel bed. "Where have you been? What are you doing here? Why didn't you say anything?!" "Easy, easy!" He tried to calm them down. "I'm just here for a few days - things are busy in the real world right now... But I'll stick around for the party, if there is one?" He said and smiled. Mistery was about to apologize to Shining for not being able to cure her, when she realized something. "Shining! You're shining, Shioning!" "Yes," Shining said and blushed. "I guess all I needed was a little music!" She said and smiled. All the loonies cheered and went down for cake and carrot rum


The end

[SimplyCrazy]

Squirrel note: This story will be co-written by myself and EscapeGirl, but this thread is still not open for anyone else to post in I'll do the first part, and then Escape will continue it.

The Mysterious Ride

Chapter 1

It was a regular loony day at the GH hotel. Some loonies were out ROFLing in the sunshine, while others were sitting inside reading the latest issues of "Insane Today" and "Loony Bin Times". Princess Peach, however, seemed restless and kept staring towards the door while drumming her fingers. This was really getting on Brimful Asha's nerves, who was trying to concentrate on her "What's UPSTAIRS on GHP?" magazine. "Could you please stop that?" she said and dropped the magazine to her knees. "It's gonna make me go crazy..." McAkkay, who was lying upside down in a nearbly chair, bouncing a balloon up and down suddenly turned her head and said: "You're not going crazy; you ARE Crazy" and frowned. "No," said Asha with a TN "Crazy's Crazy - I'm Brimful!" which caused the three girls to lol. Peach sighed. "I'm bored," she said and looked away. "Isn't there anything we can do?" "Hmm..." said Kay. "We could go to the themepark..." "Yeh, like he isn't busy!" Asha said rolling her eyes and went back to her magazine. "Not the Sir Theme, silly..." Peach said with a laughing voice. "The GH themepark, and yeh, I'd really like that!" "Okay," said Kay and got up, sitting on the back of the chair, before she hopped down. "Let's round up some looneys and get going!" Asha sighed and sloooowly rose from her comfy lieing position on the sofa. "I guess this "How loony are you-test" can wait for later!"

Will be continued by Escape

[EscapeGirl]

Brimful, Mcakkay, PrincessPeach and Crazy began gathering the loonies who were in the GH Bar. EscapeGirl and Darknight were still dancing and smooching, HeartoftheDark was lurking in the corner drinking a Bloody Mary, and Funja and Rannei were practicing their ninja moves by the sofa. "HEY! You guys!! We're so bored we're going SANE!! We're off to the theme park! Wanna come!?!" hollered Crazy. Everyone looked up - even Darknight and EscapeGirl who had been dancing for years.

It was decided that they would make a quick check to see if anyone else wanted to come, and then the group would be on their way. Mcakkay checked to see if any of the loonies who were ROFLing in the room with the simulated sunshine wanted to come while Rannei knocked on hotel doors. Both returned to the bar having not located anyone else willing to go out in the storm. Mcakkay informed the group, "All everyone we asked kept saying is, 'Are you guys nuts?!' Of course we answered, 'No. Just looney.' But it seems we couldn't convince anyone else." A moment later, Suzy and Invincible came running down the stairs.

"We wanna come too! Wait up!" Suzy was ready to go wearing her captain's hat and a smile. Invincible was wearing an oversized raincoat, galoshes, and a yellow rain hat and seemed out of breath from running down so many stairs. They joined the others in the Bar.

The storm outside was raging and threatening to strike down anyone who tried to leave the hotel. "Um...is it even safe to head out in the storm?" PrincessPeach asked worriedly as she peered out the window and into the gloom.

"Of course it is! A little rain and wind never hurt anyone," said Funja holding his head up high as if to demonstrate his bravery. At that moment, Escape strolled back in to the Bar with Lilliputt at her side who was mumbling something about locating her missing marbles before leaving.

Escape straighted Lilliputt's wig and answered, "No worries dear mother. We'll get you some gum balls to use instead when we get to the theme park." She very quietly added, "Maybe then when people tell ya things, they'll stick in your memory." The group was now ready to head out to the theme park. As Darknight opened the hotel door an icy wind blew in, along with a fiercely pouring rain that quickly puddled in the foyer. "Geez...that's cold." whispered Escape to herself as a cold chill crept down her spine like a snake seeking its prey. As lightning lit up the sky momentarily, the group hurriedly ran to the Batmobile and piled in, excited to finally be out of the hotel.

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The loonies arrived at the the theme park and were surprised to find it deserted. "Hey! That means the rides are free, and no lines!" shouted Crazy as the group went running into the theme park. Escape stopped at the gum ball machine with Lilliputt as the others ran into the park. They had left the storm back at the hotel, but the sky remained gray. Another eerily cold chill overcame Escape as she looked up to the sky that seemed to ominously darken right in front of her eyes.

"Come on mom. Let's get into the park. Got your walker?"

"Geez! Dear kitten daughter...just how old -I mean 'unyoung' - do you think I am!?" answered Lilliputt, highly offended. The two entered into the park, and found the others arguing over which ride they'd go on together first...


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[SimplyCrazy]

Chapter 3

Suzy was shivering. She thought it really weird that the park was so empty... 'It's probably just because of the bad weather!' she thought to herself, and went on to discuss which ride to go on first with the other loonies.

"- but I wanna take the ferris weel first!" said Invincible. "Nununununo!" said Crazy jumping up and down. "We HAVE to take a roller coaster!" "R-r-roller coaster..?" said Escape "I don't wanna take no roller coaster..."

"Alright..." said Darknight, holding his shivering wifey. "How about we all split and take one warm-up ride of our own choosing before meeting up to try out the newest ride? The -" he took out a flash light and lit up his own face in a spooky way "- ghost train, muahahahaa!" Half of the loonies stared at the 'spooky' batloony in disbelief, while the other half fell to the ground and started ROFLing. A disappointed Darknight looked to his wifey for support. "Now, dear, I thought you were reaaaally scary!" she said, cheering the husbun up a little.

As soon as the loonies were done ROFLing and wiping laughter tears from their eyes, they all agreed to Dark's proposition and split into groups of two and three, each heading in different directons, leaving Darknight, Escape and Lilliputt by the children's merry-go-round.
" 'Ey!" said Lilliputt "I sayz we startz rite here!" Escape and Darknight looked at eachother and nodded, as the three loonies got on the carusel. The couple found themselves a nice horse pulled carriage to sit in, while Lilliputt jumped on a donkey, said "yeehaaa" and pushed the 'start'-button.

Will be continued by Escape

[EscapeGirl]

Crazy hurried straight for the giant swings so she could experience what it might feel like to be a crazy flying squirrel. She climbed into the swing, put on the lap belt, and waited anxiously. She looked up at the stars as the ride began, and saw Shiningstar looking down upon her and waving.

Mcakkay and Princess went straight for the ferris wheel and looked up at it with awe, before clambering aboard. Once settled, the ferris wheel began to move back, and Princess realized why she never rode it. "Um. Did I ever mention I HATE heights!?" She swallowed audibly.

"Oh, man! No way! This is so awesome!!" Mcakkay screamed happily at the top of her lungs, pointing here and there and shaking the cart that precariously held her and Princess at the top of the wheel. Princess closed her eyes and nervously bit her lip.

Funja went straight for the house of mirrors excited to see how much fun a fun ninja could have in a fun house. He lept in expertly, and did a flip crashing right into a mirror. He looked around sheepishly, hoping no one had seen him.

Suzy and Invincible disappeared in another direction in search of their perfect ride for such a night, and giggled as they ran past the carousel. Lilliputt had found a cowboy hat to wear over her pink wig, and was now happily twirling it around on one finger. "GIDDYUP!!! YEEEHAAAWW!!" Darknight and Escape, who were cuddled behind her, stifled their laughter as spittle from Lilliputt's loose teeth shot out with every "GIDDYUP!"

To be continued by Simply Crazy...

[SimplyCrazy]

Chapter 5

All the loonies - well except for Princess - were enjoying themselves, screaming on roller coasters, "weehooo-ing" on giant swings and laughing at themselves in funny mirrors, when suddenly... The lights started to twinkle, and suddenly all the rides stopped.

Lilliputt was still in her little world shouting "yeehaaaaa", when she suddenly realized she was standing still. She smacked her tounge and drove her heels into the sides of the metal donkey a couple of times before she turned her head and said: "Ya knowz, diz ride aint workin' rite, methinks..."

Escape and Darknight looked at eachother and laughed for a little bit. "But you know," said Escape "It is kinda weird that the carusell suddenly stopped..." Darknight stroke his chin and said: "Hmmyes... Maybe we should go check on the other loonies..." Escape rushed onto her feet with a scared look on her face. "What?" Darknight said. Escape quickly got off the ride nearly shouting: "Invincible went to take the loop with Rannei!" Darknight rushed to his feet and ran after Escape.

Crazy was stumped. "Swings aren't any fun when they aren't swiningin - it's IN the NAME!" she said to herself in an annoyed voice. She looseden the belt and climbed down the center pole and looked around for the other loonies in a very squirly way.
For a long time she couldn't see anything, but suddenly her eyes caught Escape and Darknight running towards the loop, so she ran after on her tiny squirrel paws.

"Hey *puh* guys! What's the rush?!" "The power's out" Darknight yelled "And Rannei and Invincible are on the loop - they can't get off!" Crazy sped up. Her daughter was a big girl, but she couldn't help but worry. They finally reached the loop, only to find Rannei and Invincible upside down screaming! ...with laughter. "Hahahahahah, this is soooo awesome!" Rannei said. "There's sooo much blood rushing to my head, and I'm still lightheaded! Hahahahaah!" The three loonies on the ground breathed out, and started trying to figure out a plan to get them down.

One loony who was freaking out, though, was Princess Peach. "Heeeeeelp, we're stuck up heeere!" McAkkay was doing her best to calm her down, but it didn't seem to be working. Finally she sighed and said: "Ok, get into my pocket and hold on tight, and I'll get us down to the ground." Princess just looked at her with round eyes, until Kay said: "Well, do you wanna stay up here all night?!" and the tiny peach jumped into her pocket.

Funja was in his ace. He was sneaking around in the dark house of mirrors, holding a kunai in one hand and three shurikens in the other. "Hah!" he said, preparing a jump-kick, but realized it was just a funny mirror image again, and froze mid-air - landing silently on his tip-toes. He finally got out of the mirror maze and noticed how the entire park was blacked out - except... There was something glowing just uphill...

He snuck closer, the ninja way, and finally found the source of the bright light. He looked at the ride in awe. He'd never seen it before - it had to be brand new, and besides... It was the only ride still running, with giant letters glowing blue and white: "The Ride of Mysteries!". He snuck closer to check it out.



Will be continued by Escape