Rhymes!!

[marcoo]

This mC
So take it easy
Take it slow
This is mC gettin low

Whit my lamborghini doors
rockin floor by floor
whit my Pirelli 16 inches
Im the biggest!

[marcoo]

Rhymes

I have the rhytm on the blood
Yeah, that's what they show me on the hood
Here goes the flow flood
So dont try to stop it cuz it's good!

[rosiemay05]

please dont be mad
coz i know im bad
at these rhymes
been told a thousand times
dont know what else to say
so now im off to go and play


sorry lol told you im at this stuff lol

[OneBun]

A nonsensical poem:

I am not sure who wrote this one. It is popular though! People around the world have made up thier own versions of this rhyme/poem. I think This is as close to the original you can get...

Early in the morning,
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys
got up to fight.

Back to back,
they faced each other,
drew their swords
and shot each other.

A deaf policeman
heard this noise
and came and killed
those two dead boys.

They lived on the corner
in the middle of the block
in a two story house
on a vacant lot.

But, if you don't believe
my story is true,
ask the blind man
'cause he saw it too.

[Eternal Becky]

OneBun that is a cool poem!!

[OneBun]

The Backwards Rhyme (Nonsensical)

Here is another nonsensical rhyme that is a lot like the last one I posted.
Apparently there are several versions to "The Backwards Rhyme" Here is a bit of a conglomeration:

Ladles and Jellyspoons,
I come before you, to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a mothers' meeting for fathers only.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
We will be discussing the four corners of the round table.

Next Thursday,
The day after Friday,
There will be a ladies meeting
For men only.

Wear your best clothes
If you haven't any,
And if you can come
Please stay home.

It makes no difference
Where you sit;
The kid in the gallery
Is sure to spit.

A paralyzed dog came running by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Kicked him through a six-foot wall
In a dry ditch drowned them all.

The train pulled in the station
the bell was ringing wet
the track ran by the depot
and I think it's running yet.

'Twas midnight on the ocean
Not a streetcar was in sight
The sun was shining brightly
For it rained all day that night

'Twas a summer day in winter
And the snow was raining fast
As a barefoot boy with shoes on
Stood sitting on the grass

A stone-deaf sheriff heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.
The mute psychotic shrieked in fright,
With words of joy at this ghastly sight.

[Eternal Becky]

hahahahaha..this is very funny. Especially the first paragraph.

[rosiemay05]

oh those poems are cool,lol i love silly rhymes like that! thnx

[Chrissy1993]

i play games at gamershood
and i know u should
all the games are kwl
and me?
I RULE!!

[Jellybean]

i don't want to cry
so please don't die
i love you so much
i will miss your touch
please don't leave me
how can this be
i'm losing him
my life is getting dim

[thugthizzle]

i just keep chillin it
gettin these dolla bills
yall wanna know how i feel
so imma just keep it real
and if you wanna fight
i'll make ya see lights
and if you think thats a lie
you gon touch the sky
so im bout to be gon
so just leave me alone

[Hollandgirl]

A sudden breeze a glimp of light
Makes me look into the night
Thinking of what might have been
Thinking of the things I've seen

It was autumn last year
When the voice I used to hear
Dropped dead and took you with it
But I will always love you, I have to admit

[fraggle]

forums are great
forums are fun
i spend so much time on them
my bum gets soooo numb

Ta-da

[Freakshow59]

I wish I could ryhme
But don't have the time
If i did, I fall and die!

Then, come back to live again
meeting you in my bed! (Last line for females only, if you're male look below)

Get the hell out of here!!!!

[fraggle]

Oh dear Freakie you have to drag it down to your level don't ya

spring has sprung
the grass is ris
I wonder where
the birdies is

feeling the season