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  • Funny Ways to Answer Your Phone;

    "Paco's Tacos, how may we help you?"

    "Hello, please state your full name, address, and credit card number."

    "Miller's Amish Farm. Sorry, we don't have a phone." -hang up-

    "Wong's Laundry. If it has to be white, it has to be Wong!"

    "Sorry, she/he's dead. Can I have him/her call you back?"

    "Willow Hill Sanatorium, please give me your state of mind."

    Hahaha, anyone else have something funny?
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  • #2
    Well for text messages, answer them by using a magic 8-ball to respond, so instead of saying "Yeah i'll be there" or something respond with "Concentrate and ask again later", "My sources say yes" Tried it once and found it hilarious

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    • #3
      Hahaha, I should try that sometime with my friends. They'll be like, "whaaa?" lol.
      GH Family (possibly the coolest )
      Brother: ~GH Dog~
      Cousins: Chocbubbles, Animal Dragon, Yoshifan19, Emo234, 2 Tails, funja
      (highlight the text, there's someone hiding. )
      Ghost Robot Cousin: Clank

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      • #4
        answer and then when there is a silence go okay what did you call me for and see if you can convince them they called you it is really funny

        ooh this is funny when you are ordering pizza and they repeat your order like okay that will be two peperoni and a large soda then you say thank you please pull up to the first window
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        • #5
          I've answered the phone with "Freddie's Morgue,you stab 'em,we slab 'em!"
          "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"

          Mark Twain

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          • #6
            Hahaha those are all good ones.
            GH Family (possibly the coolest )
            Brother: ~GH Dog~
            Cousins: Chocbubbles, Animal Dragon, Yoshifan19, Emo234, 2 Tails, funja
            (highlight the text, there's someone hiding. )
            Ghost Robot Cousin: Clank

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            • #7
              ooh funny thing with telemarketers lol

              you:hello
              them:this is (company) we have this awesome deal there isnt a way to turn us down
              you:sound interested
              them:you can use ur phone to its full extent with all its features for onlky 32.24 a month
              you:srry not interested
              you:hello this is (company)we have this awesome deal there isnt a way to turn us down
              them:theyre like waht
              you:you can use ur phone to its full extent with all its features for onlky 32.24 a month
              them:what am i doing *Click*
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              • #8
                Hahaha! Nice! I'm so going to try that next time!
                GH Family (possibly the coolest )
                Brother: ~GH Dog~
                Cousins: Chocbubbles, Animal Dragon, Yoshifan19, Emo234, 2 Tails, funja
                (highlight the text, there's someone hiding. )
                Ghost Robot Cousin: Clank

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                • #9
                  O.k. this could be for any communication devices..all you have to do isreply with the most random things ever!!!
                  an example would be...
                  Mr. Squirrelly wants his butto back.
                  Does your finger look green or purple?
                  The peanut wants you to surrender.


                  see what you can do with your friends.
                  my sis did it with her friends, it totally works!!!
                  Christen F.

                  I'M JUST ME! DEAL WITH IT

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                  • #10
                    yeah i do that anyway my friends are used to it and they know that they can go on talking on the same subject it is jsut i go random for once then go back
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                    • #11
                      Hahahaha, you guys crack me up. I'm so going to try these things.
                      GH Family (possibly the coolest )
                      Brother: ~GH Dog~
                      Cousins: Chocbubbles, Animal Dragon, Yoshifan19, Emo234, 2 Tails, funja
                      (highlight the text, there's someone hiding. )
                      Ghost Robot Cousin: Clank

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                      • #12
                        i dunno i used

                        hello,pizza hut
                        but it was my crush im like AAHHH and hung up

                        i know how to hang up u go
                        me:hey do u know what dound a truck makes in reverse
                        them:um no
                        me:-hang up-
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                        • #13
                          Play Hide and Seek with your friend. hide and when you see your friend going call your mate and sneak up behind him/her saying this:
                          You: You wanna know where i am?
                          Mate: ok
                          You: look behind you
                          Then when he/she looks behind him/her scare him/her.
                          Perfect scary prank. just try not to scare your mate too much. also make sure you dont let your friend hear you or get you mate hear himself/herself when sneaking behind them or else you ruin the prank. infact dont make a sound that will make your mate know. just say this and make sure your mate doesnt find out your doing this.
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                          • #14
                            This one's kinda old,but still funny: How to prank a telemarketer....don't listen to this at work,your boss'll know you're not workin' from the laughter
                            "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"

                            Mark Twain

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                            • #15
                              Well, I hate those "human speech recognizing automatic hotline thingies" where you need to talk to that thing for a while and answer questions until you are connected to somebody at the appropriate departement if you're lucky. It's horrible, especially if they reboot with the comment that they have not understood you just because you cleared your throat as quietly as possible, or if they repeat numbers that you had to say with wrong digits in them etc.

                              So I thought that by pretending to be your own answering machine with such artificial intelligence, you could drive your friends crazy

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