Ridiculous Inventions

[old biker]

and where is that good for ?
aaah its a pool table

[RBS]

You get a better chance to find a quarter to put in the slot to release the balls.

Edit: 6 ball in the lower left corner pocket, no wait, all the balls in the lower left corner pocket.

[donaud]

...no wait, all the balls in the lower left corner pocket.

Ha ha ha !!

[RBS]

"Jimmy Bob! Come prop up the lower left pocket for Daddy!"

"Aww shucks Dad I am playing Atari"

"Git in here NOW and prop up the deluxe sofa pool table"

[donaud]

"...playing Atari standing up, 'cuz you are hogging the couch."

[RBS]

Jimmy Bob "The dang table wouldn't be broke if Mama would stop dancing on it"

"Shut up Jimmy Bob that how we pay for this stuff from Montgomery Wards"

[donaud]

Either it takes 3 grown men to flip up, or it has a sweet plywood substrate !

[RBS]

Who would buy this? The lonely gal or the cheating guy?

[donaud]

If I were a gal, I'd have a really hard time deciding what color shirt to pick.

Wonder why this one settled on blue (?)

[old biker]

what do you think of this
an umbrella with internet

[donaud]

Can't use it indoors, or you will receive bad lucks !

[old biker]

more funny stuff

http://totallyabsurd.com/archive.htm

[RBS]

I can see what the weather forecast is today. I wish I was smart enough to use this information.

[old biker]

??? really ?
i can see that too ,but on another site

[EscapeGirl]

In reply to the internet umbrella...

"Suuuuuuuurfing in the rain!!!" *sings*