Ridiculous Inventions

[RBS]

You know what is odd...for soap I thought it was gross.

But for food I actually like it a lot. Why not eat and laugh? I want one for hotdogs and pancakes!

[holcat27]

Wow... that tissue paper on the head thing ROCKS!
And the first one...
Deary me.
I have made my OWN invention, actually. It's a woolly nose warmer. You know how your nose is always the first part of you to get cold? Well, you just hook the woolly handles over your ears and .... VIOLA! Warm and toasty nose!
Comes in a variety of colours.
And for a limited time only: PIG SNOUT NOSE WARMERS!

[RBS]

Hot noodles are no match for me. I outsmarted them.

[EscapeGirl]

WARNING: Do not allow fan to come in contact with any liquid or damp foods as electrocution may occur, and possibly death.

Enjoy your meal.

[RBS]

If you experience abdominal pains after a meal check your chopsticks to see if you swallowed fan while slurping.

[EscapeGirl]

Always be careful when using batteries near your food as they may leak battery acid into your meal. Keep TUMS on hand.

[RBS]

Nobody seated to your left appreciates the HIGH setting. We suggest low or medium.

[EscapeGirl]

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Do not use fans to cool face - you'll poke your eye out.

[RBS]

Not responsible for cold noodles. Even we don't think it works that great.

[donaud]

I like how they artfully disguised the battery compartment.

[RBS]

Warning: Do not get noodles caught in fanblades. If you do people tend to look at you as if you were silly.

[EscapeGirl]

People won't, however, think you're silly simply for using this innovative invention!

[RBS]

Do not share with other people at table. It is impolite to pass the wind around.

[Adventure]

It's also a great triceps work out for beginners!!

[donaud]

This guy is smart ~ he's got a back-up right there on the table, in case his primary malfunctions.

He musta been a Bloy Sclout.