Ridiculous Inventions

**Lausco** · 07-16-2009, 09:05:44

funja!!

Perhaps it could be used to accentuate the powers of "Dryear"!

**ForeverJoseph** · 07-20-2009, 18:33:20

Now where is that remote?....

Here it is!

**RBS** · 07-20-2009, 18:45:24

Haha, good one party4ever. Geez could they have made that strap any tighter? Must be for the serious TV viewer who doesn't want any conversation in the room. He certainly cannot talk because his jaws are snapped shut by that torture device.

**donaud** · 07-20-2009, 18:57:06

If you had hair like the model in the inset, would you even need this device ??

Looks like natural Velcro to me

**RBS** · 07-20-2009, 19:59:28

When and if you ever do decide to get out of the house where do you leave this facial jockstrap?

**donaud** · 07-20-2009, 20:07:33

RBS, i could be wrong but, i think those styrofoam heads are the holders for them. You just keep the head on the coffee table.

Also guessing you have a choice of hair style.

**RBS** · 07-20-2009, 20:41:29

I think you are right. I was really running with the notion of wearing that thing.

Now it doesn't seem quite as ridiculous.

**donaud** · 07-20-2009, 22:06:19

I don't think I'd need one of these for home use, what with the universal remote and all...

But, for the CAR ? Now that would come in handy; for garage door opener, cell phone, and even CD cases, if those could be attached.

**RBS** · 07-20-2009, 22:28:39

..and you could use the 2 person HOV lane.

**Lausco** · 07-21-2009, 15:51:03

Just looked it up and it is supposed to be worn LOL!! Really you could attach anything to it.. Just velcro everything! You could even have a pack of biscuits handy for when you fancy nibbles! Who needs tables!

**donaud** · 07-21-2009, 16:42:07

EDIT: (as I think I was misunderstood) I meant that the styro-head, which would tastefully sit on your coffee table, is where you "store" the ingenious device when you leave the home.

But, come to think of it, why would you even take this off ?? Perfect for keys, wallet, cell phone, grocery list... when you are out-and-about. This way, too, you could maintain the (obviously comfortable) shape to your head.

**Lausco** · 07-21-2009, 17:14:44

Yes and you could humph or nod instead of talking.. Or just learn sign language after all you will always have your hands free!

**RBS** · 07-21-2009, 17:30:29

wear it with a beard attached and go into your bank. You will probably get ALOT of quick attention.

**donaud** · 07-21-2009, 17:37:36

NICE !! And if the beard is Velcro too... that much more storage area !

**Lausco** · 07-21-2009, 17:58:55

@RBS would velcro chickens stick on there do you think??

LOL Might as well do it properly and just get a (matching) velcro outfit!!

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