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  • RBS
    Veteran
    • Sep 2007
    • 15178

    #106
    Not sure the velcro world would work. You get home after "bumping into" some of your friends. Now you have half their stuff stuck to you, they have yours and nobody has the correct remote.

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    • Lausco
      GH's Blondiest
      • Feb 2009
      • 2850

      #107
      LOL and fluff (not marshmallow) would be all over!!



      This is a bad breath detector - Why not use another invention.. A mint!!
      Last edited by Lausco; 07-22-2009, 08:42:12.
      Badwife of my husblonde gh1!

      Still searching for "the bit underneath"

      My Riddle:- Little Red Riddling Hood Current Temp End 39

      On holiday: 27th Aug - 10th Sept

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      • donaud
        gud speler
        • Oct 2006
        • 6207

        #108
        Well... 10 points for "discreet".

        What IS that, Nicholas Cage... the pull-out faucet from your kitchen sink taped to a plastic party cup ?

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        • Lausco
          GH's Blondiest
          • Feb 2009
          • 2850

          #109
          I whink that any guy that I would date would have to have more than flowers if I spotted him with that contraption lol!! Where is he going to put it when he is done???? Yet another use for the remote head thing lol
          Badwife of my husblonde gh1!

          Still searching for "the bit underneath"

          My Riddle:- Little Red Riddling Hood Current Temp End 39

          On holiday: 27th Aug - 10th Sept

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          • donaud
            gud speler
            • Oct 2006
            • 6207

            #110
            Is he blowing out or sucking in ??
            Last edited by donaud; 07-22-2009, 16:21:30.

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            • Lausco
              GH's Blondiest
              • Feb 2009
              • 2850

              #111
              I don't know, maybe he doesn't know lol, he looks like he is about to collapse!

              Is it me or does he have very peculiar eyebrows!
              Badwife of my husblonde gh1!

              Still searching for "the bit underneath"

              My Riddle:- Little Red Riddling Hood Current Temp End 39

              On holiday: 27th Aug - 10th Sept

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              • Mistery
                Super Moderator
                • Dec 2005
                • 61730

                #112
                You shouldn't do that with your shower. Make sure you don't mix up those two

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                • ForeverJoseph
                  Just Me
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 2464

                  #113
                  have a touch screen phone? tired of stupid smudges?? try this product!!!:



                  Protect your phone screen and cut off all circulation to your digits! PERFECT!

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                  • donaud
                    gud speler
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 6207

                    #114
                    People PAY for this ? I just dip my hand in ink, and I get the same desired effect.

                    Never done my thumb though... that just looks plain stupid.
                    Last edited by donaud; 07-23-2009, 01:11:32.

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                    • RBS
                      Veteran
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 15178

                      #115
                      Kids if you text in class your fingers will rot off

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                      • donaud
                        gud speler
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 6207

                        #116
                        But, how do you keep the back of your phone all shiny ?

                        Ah ha !! Attach phone to headband.

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                        • Lausco
                          GH's Blondiest
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 2850

                          #117
                          Yes it is far better than just wearing gloves and far less incovenient.. The bad breath guy has probably also got very sweaty palms. Would be great for him!
                          Badwife of my husblonde gh1!

                          Still searching for "the bit underneath"

                          My Riddle:- Little Red Riddling Hood Current Temp End 39

                          On holiday: 27th Aug - 10th Sept

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                          • ForeverJoseph
                            Just Me
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 2464

                            #118


                            ....no comment...

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                            • donaud
                              gud speler
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 6207

                              #119
                              The fact that the inventor wrote "STICK TYPE" on it gets me. The mere shape of the product should be sufficient to discern it from ALL the other butter types you keep in stock, no ?

                              Who knows... maybe he/she has an entire LINE of butter "types"; "ball type", "sheet type", "pour-on type", "suppository type"... (?)
                              Last edited by donaud; 08-06-2009, 19:01:42.

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                              • RBS
                                Veteran
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 15178

                                #120
                                "Dude...your kids sure got fat all of a sudden....what are those popsicles they keep eating in front of the TV?"

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