Riddles

[Mcakkay]

its been 4 days..how long do we have to wait?

[cant touch this]

Was the police cop also driving in the wrong direction?

[dazedncrazed]

or it was a concert ticket or something that his dad had brought him

[Mcakkay]

The cop might have been the kids dad...and if the kid had no money, he had to pay it...hmm..

[bhavit]

A 16-year-old boy was driving a moped down a one-way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?

[Mcakkay]

yaa!

[Maniac]

Clare>Alison>Bunty>Debby>Emma.

Easyyyyyyyyyyyy.
lolz

[Mcakkay]

I think that one was done a while ago smallishbear


Easy one:
Five girls took part in a race. Alison finished before Bunty but behind Clare. Debby finished before Emma but behind Bunty. What was the finishing order?

[smallishbear]

to the first one make mash potatos (no knife required)

[Mcakkay]

Good Job!

[Darknight]

Then the lion, 3 months of no eating, He would Be Dead.

[Mcakkay]

good try but no..i guess they would just shove you in that room and close the door pretty fast!!

[Darknight]

your a priest, you married the 3 of them to other men.


A man is sentenced to death by a judge but this judge decides to give the man his choice of death. He gets 3 choices: he can enter doors 1, 2 or 3. In door 1 he will be killed by a group of angry mobsters that have machine guns who will to shoot anything that walks through the door. Door 2 is a room filled with fire that will never burn out. Or door 3 which contains a very hungry lion who has not eatin in 3 months. Which room should he choose that will give him the best opportunity for survival?

The first one. but say After your sir.

[Mcakkay]

your a priest, you married the 3 of them to other men.


A man is sentenced to death by a judge but this judge decides to give the man his choice of death. He gets 3 choices: he can enter doors 1, 2 or 3. In door 1 he will be killed by a group of angry mobsters that have machine guns who will to shoot anything that walks through the door. Door 2 is a room filled with fire that will never burn out. Or door 3 which contains a very hungry lion who has not eatin in 3 months. Which room should he choose that will give him the best opportunity for survival?

[wirodeu]

No cuz it's not legal to marry whit more than one wife!