Riddles

[SimplyCrazy]

Goodnight, Dazie

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered the same things: a hamburger and iced coke. One man left in a hurry while the other man stay and ate slowly. an hour later, the slower man died of food poisoning while the other man was perfectly fine. How is this possible?

[dazedncrazed]

oops...sorry i didn't say anything for ages. but of course you're both right
It works much better if you speak it instead of write it, people forget that they're the driver...oh well have fun you 2 - night

[SimplyCrazy]

Albert had Jamie the Dalmatian first, then Sammy the Alsatian, Whitney the Great Dane and finally, Jimmy the Poodle

[Mcakkay]

i know you were but i though id answer it too!! ok go ahead and guess

[SimplyCrazy]

I was first, but we go for your riddle

[Mcakkay]

Mackenzie!

[SimplyCrazy]

Ragne!

[dazedncrazed]

Ok I'll do this one before I go.

you are the driver of the number 52 bus. On it's route on gets 12 school children, and old man called Joe, The lady from next door with her baby, the shopkeepers dog and Louise, Bobs girlfriend. All I want to know is what is the bus drivers name?

[Mcakkay]

alright just ignore mine til after dazed gives one and we guess it then

[SimplyCrazy]

Righty you are

@Kay: It's Dazie's turn

[Mcakkay]

Albert is a keen dog admirer and over the years has had a number of dogs. He has had an Alsatian, a Dalmatian, a Poodle and a Great Dane, but not necessarily in that order. Albert had Jamie first. The Dalmatian was an adored pet before the Great Dane. Sammy, the Alsatian, was the second dog Albert loved. Whitney was housed before the Poodle and Jimmy was not a Great Dane. Can you tell each of the dogs' name and the order in which Albert had them?

[dazedncrazed]

he stood on a block of ice

[SimplyCrazy]

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?

[Mcakkay]

vair good!

[SimplyCrazy]

He doesn't exist, cos my father's only son can't have a brother