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  • SimplyCrazy
    Birthday-squirl
    • Nov 2006
    • 11075

    #616
    The mother and father are brother and sister and they each have one kid


    Erh, hi guys! Long time no see

    SnoedaIva is my GHFGNP Ik mis jou

    *Crash* is the name of my cpu

    Divorcee of Hitman, and the #1 GH-night owl

    Insecurity is my worst enemy

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    • Mcakkay
      H.PotterLove
      • May 2006
      • 3894

      #617
      suree (i cant rememeber the answer or find it but it seems to work!)

      Question:
      A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
      Sister Dia <3
      Elite Member of GFARDTO

      Why Are YOU Worrying about You-Know-Who?
      You SHOULD Be Worrying About
      U-NO-POO -
      the CONSTIPATION SENSATION That's Gripping the Nation!

      Why so Serious?

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      • SimplyCrazy
        Birthday-squirl
        • Nov 2006
        • 11075

        #618
        The man wrote "your exact weight"

        A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?


        Erh, hi guys! Long time no see

        SnoedaIva is my GHFGNP Ik mis jou

        *Crash* is the name of my cpu

        Divorcee of Hitman, and the #1 GH-night owl

        Insecurity is my worst enemy

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        • Mcakkay
          H.PotterLove
          • May 2006
          • 3894

          #619
          he "stayed under water" by putting a cup of water on his head for 10 minutes!!!!

          I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?
          Sister Dia <3
          Elite Member of GFARDTO

          Why Are YOU Worrying about You-Know-Who?
          You SHOULD Be Worrying About
          U-NO-POO -
          the CONSTIPATION SENSATION That's Gripping the Nation!

          Why so Serious?

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          • SimplyCrazy
            Birthday-squirl
            • Nov 2006
            • 11075

            #620
            The air? The wind?


            Erh, hi guys! Long time no see

            SnoedaIva is my GHFGNP Ik mis jou

            *Crash* is the name of my cpu

            Divorcee of Hitman, and the #1 GH-night owl

            Insecurity is my worst enemy

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            • Mcakkay
              H.PotterLove
              • May 2006
              • 3894

              #621
              wind ya
              Sister Dia <3
              Elite Member of GFARDTO

              Why Are YOU Worrying about You-Know-Who?
              You SHOULD Be Worrying About
              U-NO-POO -
              the CONSTIPATION SENSATION That's Gripping the Nation!

              Why so Serious?

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              • SimplyCrazy
                Birthday-squirl
                • Nov 2006
                • 11075

                #622
                Yay


                Erh, hi guys! Long time no see

                SnoedaIva is my GHFGNP Ik mis jou

                *Crash* is the name of my cpu

                Divorcee of Hitman, and the #1 GH-night owl

                Insecurity is my worst enemy

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                • Anaboop
                  Call me Ana.
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 371

                  #623
                  The one who makes it sells it.
                  The one who buys it doesn't use it.
                  The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
                  What is it?
                  Don't stop if I fall
                  And don't look back
                  Don't stop
                  Bury me

                  And fade to black
                  my music my love my life
                  room 778. I'm a chef :3

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                  • Hitman
                    Pandaman
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 9197

                    #624
                    A Coffin

                    What can climb mountains, cross streams, handle hundreds of feet each day, yet never moves?

                    ...or

                    There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
                    Last edited by Hitman; 03-21-2007, 22:40:05.
                    Happy endings are just unfinished stories...

                    PandaMan

                    Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"

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                    • SimplyCrazy
                      Birthday-squirl
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 11075

                      #625
                      At the feet of that person?


                      Erh, hi guys! Long time no see

                      SnoedaIva is my GHFGNP Ik mis jou

                      *Crash* is the name of my cpu

                      Divorcee of Hitman, and the #1 GH-night owl

                      Insecurity is my worst enemy

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                      • wirodeu
                        ...
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 2756

                        #626
                        Here's another riddle

                        I'm invisible, But loud.
                        I can do good to living things, But also bad to them!
                        Sometimes people give me names.
                        What am i?

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                        • SimplyCrazy
                          Birthday-squirl
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 11075

                          #627
                          Snoring?


                          Erh, hi guys! Long time no see

                          SnoedaIva is my GHFGNP Ik mis jou

                          *Crash* is the name of my cpu

                          Divorcee of Hitman, and the #1 GH-night owl

                          Insecurity is my worst enemy

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                          • wirodeu
                            ...
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 2756

                            #628
                            Ever heard someone giving it a name??

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                            • SimplyCrazy
                              Birthday-squirl
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 11075

                              #629
                              Yeah, Racket, noise and humming machine


                              Erh, hi guys! Long time no see

                              SnoedaIva is my GHFGNP Ik mis jou

                              *Crash* is the name of my cpu

                              Divorcee of Hitman, and the #1 GH-night owl

                              Insecurity is my worst enemy

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                              • dazedncrazed
                                Veteran
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 5490

                                #630
                                Originally posted by SimplyCrazy
                                humming machine
                                ROFL you really call it that?


                                The unspecifically shaped member of the Looney Bin

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