Riddles

[Mcakkay]

envelope!!

[dazedncrazed]

yerp

[Mcakkay]

Who is your father's only son's brother's uncle's wife's daughter's brother's father's son?

[SimplyCrazy]

He doesn't exist, cos my father's only son can't have a brother

[Mcakkay]

vair good!

[SimplyCrazy]

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?

[dazedncrazed]

he stood on a block of ice

[Mcakkay]

Albert is a keen dog admirer and over the years has had a number of dogs. He has had an Alsatian, a Dalmatian, a Poodle and a Great Dane, but not necessarily in that order. Albert had Jamie first. The Dalmatian was an adored pet before the Great Dane. Sammy, the Alsatian, was the second dog Albert loved. Whitney was housed before the Poodle and Jimmy was not a Great Dane. Can you tell each of the dogs' name and the order in which Albert had them?

[SimplyCrazy]

Righty you are

@Kay: It's Dazie's turn

[Mcakkay]

alright just ignore mine til after dazed gives one and we guess it then

[dazedncrazed]

Ok I'll do this one before I go.

you are the driver of the number 52 bus. On it's route on gets 12 school children, and old man called Joe, The lady from next door with her baby, the shopkeepers dog and Louise, Bobs girlfriend. All I want to know is what is the bus drivers name?

[SimplyCrazy]

Ragne!

[Mcakkay]

Mackenzie!

[SimplyCrazy]

I was first, but we go for your riddle

[Mcakkay]

i know you were but i though id answer it too!! ok go ahead and guess