Riddles

[mojotolo]

i think i know this if you rea it out insted of writting it in 'of' it doesn't sound like there is an 'f' in it. Is that it?

sorry didn't realise there was a spoiler! lol sorry

[wirodeu]

Here's a riddle!
I'm a man. I live in a place where you can only marry one woman.
I married three! They're all alive, And there was no divorce.


(Off topic: I totally took over the forum games thread! =) )

[GTgirl]

U bought three houses and you have each wife stay in one of the houses and met them at each hour???

[wirodeu]

No cuz it's not legal to marry whit more than one wife!

[Mcakkay]

your a priest, you married the 3 of them to other men.


A man is sentenced to death by a judge but this judge decides to give the man his choice of death. He gets 3 choices: he can enter doors 1, 2 or 3. In door 1 he will be killed by a group of angry mobsters that have machine guns who will to shoot anything that walks through the door. Door 2 is a room filled with fire that will never burn out. Or door 3 which contains a very hungry lion who has not eatin in 3 months. Which room should he choose that will give him the best opportunity for survival?

[Darknight]

your a priest, you married the 3 of them to other men.


A man is sentenced to death by a judge but this judge decides to give the man his choice of death. He gets 3 choices: he can enter doors 1, 2 or 3. In door 1 he will be killed by a group of angry mobsters that have machine guns who will to shoot anything that walks through the door. Door 2 is a room filled with fire that will never burn out. Or door 3 which contains a very hungry lion who has not eatin in 3 months. Which room should he choose that will give him the best opportunity for survival?

The first one. but say After your sir.

[Mcakkay]

good try but no..i guess they would just shove you in that room and close the door pretty fast!!

[Darknight]

Then the lion, 3 months of no eating, He would Be Dead.

[Mcakkay]

Good Job!

[smallishbear]

to the first one make mash potatos (no knife required)

[Mcakkay]

I think that one was done a while ago smallishbear


Easy one:
Five girls took part in a race. Alison finished before Bunty but behind Clare. Debby finished before Emma but behind Bunty. What was the finishing order?

[Maniac]

Clare>Alison>Bunty>Debby>Emma.

Easyyyyyyyyyyyy.
lolz

[Mcakkay]

yaa!

[bhavit]

A 16-year-old boy was driving a moped down a one-way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?

[Mcakkay]

The cop might have been the kids dad...and if the kid had no money, he had to pay it...hmm..