Riddles

[Mistery]

Probably there were some dogs and cats aswell. Yes? No?

[eyesofblue227]

That's easy. The plane crashed into a building or something and the ppl inside it survived.

[Mistery]

Eyes, do you know the other one? If not, it is a great one. # 193

[Samuel]

nope to both of you. they were all people.
again its a play on words

[eyesofblue227]

Yeah, it's complicated though. Turn on the first light switch and wait a few minutes, then turn it off and switch on the second light switch and run into the next room. If the light is off and feels warm its the first switch. If the light is on its the second switch. If the light is off and feels cold its the third switch.

[Samuel]

aww you already heard it, leave it for someone who hasnt

[Mistery]

heh heh i didnt feel like thinking so i just looked at the answer
alright heres one just for you:
A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there we're suvivors. Explain how?

Married people survived???

[Samuel]

right again mistery well its more like couples. but you got it.

i could answer yours eyesofboue but ive heard it many times.

[eyesofblue227]

Yeah, it's hard to come up with any new or orignal ones.

[Mistery]

Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need isolation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?

[eyesofblue227]

The outside lol??? I deleted the dollar one.

[Mistery]

Yep, you are right :-) The outside, lol.

How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line:
5+5+5=550

[Freakshow59]

A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.
What is his favorite drink?

[eyesofblue227]

Blood lol. Vampires love it!

[Samuel]

i like this one

A scientist was leading an archaeological dig deep in South America.
One day he was captured by head-hunters
He was taken to their leader and the leader told our friend Mr. Scientist, "You will be allowed to say one true-false statement. If the statement is true, you will be burned alive. If the statement is false, you will be boiled in hot fat."
What was the only thing the Scientist could say to save his life?