King/Queen of the hill

[someguy]

I splash you with water, you short out, and tumble down the hill. I then take the hill over.

I ama da king.

[Animal Dragon]

i throw frezing water on u and u get a cold

I Rule

[someguy]

I put heat lamps all around you, and you get hot and go to a lake to cool off. I then turn the lamps off, destroy them, and take over the hill.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i can be bothered to do anything so i jsut sit on the hill and wait for u too leave

[someguy]

I don't leave, you then fall asleep, and then I fly you home to your bed, and you have weird dreams.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

nothing out of the normal there
i fly back and u find me asleep on the hill and everytime u take me back by the time u get back, i'm already there

[someguy]

I use voodoo magic to turn you into a catipillar and I then put you in the top of a really tall redwood oak tree.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

good thing u didn't say slug hehe
how do u get a really tall red wood tree, it's already REEAAALLLLYYY TTTAALLL
my question confuses u and u walk away to try and unravel it
I Rule

[someguy]

That's not confusing for me.
I come back tell you it's not confusing, and you go and crawl away. lol.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

when u go to sleep u have nightmares that i may have caused but u only have these nightmares when u r within 10000000000km of the hill so u run away so that u r outside of that area

I Rule

[someguy]

I take medication to get rid of the nightmares, and then come to the hill, and you crawl off screaming, since your still a caterpillar.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

damn!
i bite ur food whch u then lose cause caterpillars are venoumous and while ur at the docs i crawl back up

i Rule

[someguy]

I'm not poisoned anymore, I come back, put you in a jar, lock the lid, make tiny, tiny holes that you can't get out of and then stick you on funjas bed.

I am King

[Animal Dragon]

?
i shout and funja comes and takes me out then uses his awesome fun ninja skills too knock u off of the throne and change me back
I Rule

[someguy]

I use voodoo magic to turn you into a slug now, and then stick you on top of a rock.

I am king.