King/Queen of the hill

[someguy]

I tell you to simply get off because I am superior to you. You get off in an emotional state.

I am King.

[Clank]

I put you in a cardboard box and (with enough payment) ship you off to india, to a man named Dr BirdKiller (I couldnt think of a name ) where he takes you out of the box and place you in a cage with all the other birds you can never escape

I rule

[RBS]

I send you a copy of the GH contract with highlights on the clause about "never escape" pretty much means you can always escape. You get frustrated and use superglue instead of oil for your daily robot maintenance and freeze up. I take the hill and use you for a lawn sculpture.

[someguy]

I come back having escaped from the "unescapable" cage and house. I see that RBS is on the hill, so I play a little con trick. I give him twenty dollars to go and find geordie, and then turn him off. RBS willingly accepts, thinking that I am the sucker, while I take the hill.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i set a trap and u fall into it thinking ur getting free food, then u find ur self upside down in a net

I Rule

[Clank]

I put you in a box and ship you off to india

I rule

[Animal Dragon]

i meet rima there and she sents me back home through internet then zaps u into the bin on the comp

I Rule

[Clank]

I get out of the comp because i am a ghost (look at LUVs signature and mine ) and i come and get you with my ghostly robot abilities

I rule

[Animal Dragon]

urs just says ur a robot
i use a virus destroyer and it finds u and puts u back in the bin of the comp

I Rule


Edit: ah now i see it

[Clank]

Yes see

I use my laders to blast you into 10cm pieces but my lasers are made of candy canes and there is no blood (I am cutting down the violence )

I rule

[Animal Dragon]

mmmm... candy cane shaped blood(-less..)
i use my chocolate fireworks too blast u into the atmosphere

I Rule

[Clank]

I use my uhh water pistol and squirt it at you but not too hard just enough to slightly wet you, and accidently trip and fall until you hit the hard, cold ground

i rule

[RBS]

I freeze you (again) and socket the water pistol into your mouth. I invite some local kids on recess up to the hill and use you as a water fountain.

King

[Animal Dragon]

i steal ur hat and run off and u chase me and by the time u catch it i'm back in the hill and ur in the south pole

I Rule

[RBS]

I come back as we always do and use antarctic ice to freeze your feet and use your flame combined with geo and make a hot water heater. Take a warm shower an naturally

rule the hill again