King/Queen of the hill

[Mcakkay]

*spends months trainning pigeons to poop on a red target. Once I get them trained I take a paintball gun and shoot a bunch or red paintballs at animal. She is now covered in red so I send my pigeons who aim perfectly and release their wastes on her. She runs sreaming from the hill*

I take over as Queen

[Clank]

I pour moose over you then i pour cherries over you then i get a big bull to lick you with it slimy tongue

I rule

[Animal Dragon]

eeewww... and ow!
i take out my paintball gun and cover mcakkay and geo in red and mcakkay's pigeons chase after them

I Rule

[Clank]

I pour paint over animal and she accidently falls on chocolate and dies

I rule

[Animal Dragon]

chocolate? y ?
i pour paint on geo and fling some wavy cloth and set a bull loose witch hits im into last year

I Rule

[RBS]

I point to the hill and yell "GOLD" and a bunch of miners with pickaxes come a runnin' and turn your hill into swiss cheese. When they find no gold they all look at you angrily and chase you away.

I now rule Swiss Cheese Mountain.

[Mcakkay]

eats your "mountain", now you rule nothing.
I finds another mountain and I am Queen of it

[1momomo124]

i tell you that the 6th movie is being shown in theaters and you run to find a theater

I AM QUEEN!!!!

[Clank]

I tell you smilies are in your head and you get shipped off to a lunatic asylum

I rule

[Animal Dragon]

i tell u that robots r coming and u go too meet them

i rule

[Mistery]

I'm telling you that your Chocoland is invaded by chogres (chocolate eating ogres) , and you run off to chase them away.

I'm the Queen now

[someguy]

I "accidentaly" use and break a bunch of your alien devices, and you go crazy and try to franticaly fix them.

I am King.

[Clank]

When flying around the hill you bump into an aeroplane

I rule

[someguy]

I dissassemble you and make you into a metal ball, and then throw you at the ground, prompting a dog to play with you.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i use ur feathers too make a net which i now use too catch u in but it also tickles u, alot

i Rule!