King/Queen of the hill

[someguy]

I tell animal that her dragon is drowning because, somehow, it can't swim.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

did u push my dragon in?
dives in and swims dragon back too land then morphs into a dog and shakes all the water and stuff onto someguy

I Rule

[someguy]

I rip out one of my feathers and then tickle you with it until you pass out from laughing.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i pull one of ur feathers out roughly then tickle u till u pass out

i rule

[someguy]

You get reported to animal activists for hurting an eagle, and your chased out of town.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i explain to them that i found the feather on the ground and that pushed the rare dragon into a loch and they chase u out of town

I Rule

[someguy]

I tell them your a liar, and that I never pushed the dragon in, and that it slipped in.
They chase you out of town.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i tell them that ur lieing and they chase u into a nearb nest which is also a trap and they take u too a nearby zoo, enjoy

I Rule

[someguy]

I easily break out, duh, and then tell some local hunters that there is a rare dragon that will bring in $6,000,000 if they can catch it, so they go to catch it, and you have to go protect it.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i tell them that i have their illegal documents and they run off scared

I Rule

[someguy]

you still forgot about me. I tell you that your dragon has a horrible disease. You have to go cure it.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i cure it but still has a lil hiccup and it roasts ur tail feathers do u run off too a safe distance

i rule

[someguy]

I stick a giant cork in your dragon, it gets indegestion, and you have to go cure it.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i cure it again then i sing random abba songs and u run off screaming with u wings at ur ears

I Rule

[someguy]

I put annoying repetative polka music on until you go jump off a cliff.

I am King.