King/Queen of the hill

[Animal Dragon]

i sing random songs at a high pitched voice and u run off with feathers in ur ears and glasses keep breaking

I Rule

[someguy]

I play a beat at very low frequency, and you start to get lightheaded and go to get an asprin.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i cant be bothered doing anything so i put a random musical on and u run off scared

I Rule

[someguy]

I sneak up on you and scream in your ear, and you get scared and run off.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i shout back (i cant scream ) right in ur sensitive eagle ears and u cant hear anything and u get worried

I Rule

[someguy]

I go to the doctor, get ear drops, then hand you the medical bill which makes you faint.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i'm too young to pay for that, 'fraid ur gonna have too pay it *hands someguy the bill back* then walks back up the hill singing #money, money# and u faint

I Rule

[someguy]

I sue you and your forced to pay the bill, so then you have to get money.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i pay the bill after i went to the bank with ur signature and buy alot of chocolate and u faint at the sight of ur bank account

I Rule

[someguy]

you get arrested for identity theft, and are forced to pay an outragous fine. I take over the hill while your gone.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i pay the bill using a special account and i take over the world

MINE!

[someguy]

I lead a revolt against you, and overthrow you.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i do something and u r overthrown

I Rule!!!

[someguy]

oh, how elaborate.
I dig notches into the hill, it collapses and you are sent tumbleing down, and then I rebuild it, and take it over.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i just walk away on a spiritual journey, following a tiger until it leads me to the biggest hill ever

I Rule