King/Queen of the hill

[Mistery]

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Please trey to find creative but non-violent ways to become King/Queen.
No punching, kicking, killing, blasting etc.
Thanks

[Mcakkay]

*Sits and sings "This is the song that never ends.." until Alias can't stand it any more and runs down the hill*

I am the Queen of the Hill

[Mistery]

Makes a Harry Potter clone, and lets it run around the bottom of the hill. Mcakkay runs down to catch him

I'm the Queen of the Hill

[Mcakkay]

(You don't even know how much that would work)
*builds an awesome space ship and places it at the bottom of the hills so Mistery runs down to meet her new neighbours*

[Mistery]

Borrows rollerblades from her alienish neighbors, puts them on Mcakkay's feet, and she drives/rolls down the hill

Now I am Queen

[Chocbubbles]

stares at Mistery unblinking until she gets creeped out and runs away

i'm queen

[EscapeGirl]

*Puts a table full of chocolate at the bottom of the hill to cause Chocobubbles to run to it*

I'm queen of the hill.

[Chocbubbles]

*digs a hole and buries chocolate for later, then sets one thousand mice out on the hill and Escape goes crazy chasing them all*

I'm Queen Now

[EscapeGirl]

*puts an automatic homework-doer machine at the bottom of the hill to entice Choco to go to it to have it do her homework.*

I am queen of the hill.

[Chocbubbles]

*sticks tongue out, i've already done my homework . puts a 'monkey-boss go-awayinator' on bottom of the hill and entices Escape down there to go use it on her boss*

I'm Queen

[EscapeGirl]

D'oh!!! I want one of those!

*runs in circles around the hill until Chocobubbles gets dizzy and has to go to the bottom of the hill to lie down*

I am queen of the hill.

[Chocbubbles]

gets out a jar of fleas, puts on a flea collar and sprinkles them on Escape and watches as she squirms and has to go get a flea bath from the vet at the bottom of the hill

the crown is once more on my head

[EscapeGirl]

!!!!!!

*plays techno dance music at full volume right next to Choco, until she runs off the hill covering her ears*

I am again, queen!

[Chocbubbles]

*play's 'It's a small world after all' over and over until Escape runs away off into the faraway mountains of Africa*

I'm ba-a-a-ck

[EscapeGirl]

*Sends a flurry of butterflies your direction to distract you while I take my place on the hill*

I'm now queen...again!