King/Queen of the hill

[someguy]

I pop the bubble wrap and then tell you that one of your dragons has been caught by a dragon slayer, and you run off to save your dragon.

I'm king.

[Animal Dragon]

i defeat a dragon slayer and meet a new dragon rider who helps me take back the hill

we rule

[RBS]

I send Jack and Jill up the hill to fetch a pail of water. They can't find any water so they pester you to tell them stories, sing nursery rhymes, and play tag. You age 50 years in five minutes and retire to an old folks home.

I come up the hill with water to get rid of them and take over.

[Animal Dragon]

as a dragon rider i never age and i come back refreshed with a small crowd of dragon babies who pester u so much that u forget what RBS stands for and u move too the park next door, telling random people about how u invented the toilet and something called the flabergaber2

i rule

[someguy]

I pester you for money. After telling me you have no money, I keep pestering your for things that you don't have. You start getting very annoyed with me. You start to push me away, but I keep pestering you for these things that you don't have. You finally go insane, being admitted into a psychiatric ward in order to treat this new mental disease you have, which means I can take over the hill.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

when they release me, i'm overly-happy and it freaks u out and i happily take over the hill

I RULE

[someguy]

They readmit you after discovering permanent brain damage.

I win.

[Animal Dragon]

since they couldn't do anything about it as it was permanent they let me go and i returned to the hill and knock u off the hill covered in bubble wrap

I WIN/RULE

[someguy]

i use my talons to tear out of the bubble wrap, grab you, and stick you on top of a raeally top mountain.

I win again.

[RBS]

I return with my new and improved flabergaber2000 and release its powers. You begin speaking gibberish in foreign accents, get confused and run off to what you now think is your homeland - SWEDEN

My hill now

[Animal Dragon]

i fly down from the giant mountian, which i now rule, and use RBS's machine on himself

I Rule

[someguy]

I awkwardly stare at you until you leave, and then take over.

I win

[Animal Dragon]

i use my new invention, the scooberdooberjames, to does something which.... makes u run off crying

i Rule

[someguy]

I use my transmogleplingpheringerjinnglamanflagemcflagen macine to turn you into a feather and you float away in the wind.

I am King.

[Clank]

I put a bin over someguys head. And push him, he rolls down the hill in the bin and bangs into a tree at the bottom


Who Rules?????

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