King/Queen of the hill

[someguy]

I'm gone before I am eaten, for revenge I have all of my thousands of eagle friend drop one tomatoe on RBS. RBS is getting sinking in a pool of tomatoe juice, so I take a fire hose and blast the juice(along with RBS) away for good.

I am king.

[Animal Dragon]

i "borrow" this firehose i found and blast someguy with it so that he jsut drifts away

i rule

[someguy]

I blast animal with the fire hose and then cut it in a million places st o it is unusable ever again.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i tell the strong firemen what u did to their £800 hose and they chase u around the world

i rule

[someguy]

I blame it on you and they go after you.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i use my feminin charms to turn them on u again

I rule

[someguy]

They leave me alone after a while, and then your so angry you storm off of the hill in an angry rage.

[Animal Dragon]

i vent that angry rage into making an awesome machine that picks peoples pockets with no problem, i use it on u and u look everywhere for the stuff in ur pockets

I Rule

[someguy]

I destroy it and you cry

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i return to traditional methods and stealthaly steal from ur pockets and move something which u r now looking for

I rule

[someguy]

I empty out my pockets in a place you will never know about, and then you go to unnsuccessfuly look for my items, and I take the hill.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i find the stuff and swipe ur keys and look the door to ur house and bathroom and u go in search for one

i rule

[someguy]

They were fake. haha. Your depressed and stop looking for them and think of some other way to get me off the hill.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

i sit on the hill staring blankly

[someguy]

I poke you, you scream at me, and run away.
Awkward.

I am King.