King/Queen of the hill

[flagalstan]

the kingdom of red wall isnt just mice. oh well.


*distracts Lausco by playing a recording that goes jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.**Sneeks up and pushes Lausco down the hill when It gets to Jill came tumbling after* *puts a flag in the ground at top of hill to claim It*

[Lausco]

One, two, buckle my shoe....to climb the hill
three, four, knock on the door.... Bit of a pointless exercise as you don't have one
five, six, pick up sticks.... for protection
nine, ten, a big fat hen..............er........

The big fat hen eats you and I use the sticks to put the hen in a cage!
I am queen

[flagalstan]

*waits to be hatched out*

[linkinpark333]

my new job is creating crowns

i leave a huge bunch of these in a box on top of the hill with a note saying free crowns 1 per person

i take one of my crowns and sit on top of a different hill

im king of my own hill

[Lausco]

Stand in front of the hill and raise my arms, suddenly water comes splashing out of nowhere behind you and knocks you off the hill. I pick up the very wet crown and I am queen!

[linkinpark333]

ur very wet crown slides off your head and goes into the lake

you go down the hill to find a new crown

while your down the hill i climb back on the hill

im king

[Lausco]

Hahaha fooled you!! I purposefully made you think thats what I was doing, you are now on the wrong hill, I climb up the correct hill with my crown and I am queen!

[2 Tails]

*Saws off the hill and finds a LARGER one then builds a Japanese Shinto palace*

King me!

[RBS]

Brings you a deed restriction letter from the Home Owners Association about building palaces. It's illegal. You get so steamed you move palace to the far East.

I am King.

[Lausco]

I am thirsty and decide to go far a drink, I sit down and then I notice the wicked witch of the west playing pool. I go over and beat her so she says she will do me a favour. Ten mins later the flying monkeys zoom through the sky and they do some aerobatics. This hypnotises you into thinking you are no longer the king and so you step down!

I am queen!!

[2 Tails]

I saw off that hill and I get a mountian then build a Shinto Fox shrine.

2 Tails is KING!

[RBS]

I show you a video of a dog chasing its own tail. You decide to try it. One of your tails gets jealous because you are not chasing it so you switch. The other tail chimes in about being left out so you switch. 3 minutes later all three of you are arguing who likes who best and you have to go to a therapist.

I take over and become the new King.

[Lausco]

RBS

I sneak around you with super growy seeds and sprinkle them all over the hill. Then I wait. The plants shoot up knocking you off your throne I cut myself a path and I am queen!

[2 Tails]

*Follows the path and Shows Lausco her worse nightmare and she runs and I'm KING!*

[Lausco]

Escapes from room full of spiders and moths screams for a while and then makes a moat of bones around the hill (that will keep you busy)! I take the crown as you come bounding down and I am queen again for now